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Ghoulish Delight · 06-22-2009, 11:27 AM

I don't know why, but I feel like this post belongs in this thread.

My 85 year old aunt thinks I should shave my beard. Why? Well, if I weren't such a good looking young man, she says, she'd understand the beard. But since I am, she doesn't see the point. Apparently the only reason to have a beard is to mask one's hideousness.

3894 · 06-22-2009, 11:36 AM

"Happiness is seeing someone fatter than myself on the street."
-my mother, who was not fat

Ah yes, solid values learned at my mother's knee.

innerSpaceman · 06-22-2009, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Apparently the only reason to have a beard is to mask one's hideousness.

OR - to mask one's homosexuality.

I used to sport a mustache to detract a bit from my overlarge jewboy nose.

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3894 Next Stop: Funkytown! Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Cheeselandia Posts: 1,907	"Happiness is seeing someone fatter than myself on the street." -my mother, who was not fat Ah yes, solid values learned at my mother's knee. __________________ "I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. Here comes the smolder." - Flynn Rider, "Tangled"
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