Joke Time

CoasterMatt · 06-06-2005, 08:58 PM

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas."

The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."

The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"

On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.

The bartender said "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

"Yeah, my wife..."

Kevy Baby · 06-06-2005, 09:06 PM

Another guy walks into the same bar (this is one very amused and hard-working bartender!). Orders up five shots of whiskey and downs them one after the other.

"What's the occassion?" asks the bartender.

"My first blowjob."

"Well then, let me pour you one more shot - on the house."

"Nah," replies the man. "If the first five didn't kill the taste, nothing will."

06-06-2005, 08:58 PM	#1
CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!" On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?" "Yeah, my wife..." __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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06-06-2005, 09:06 PM	#2
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	Another guy walks into the same bar (this is one very amused and hard-working bartender!). Orders up five shots of whiskey and downs them one after the other. "What's the occassion?" asks the bartender. "My first blowjob." "Well then, let me pour you one more shot - on the house." "Nah," replies the man. "If the first five didn't kill the taste, nothing will." __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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