Joke Time

[LSPoorEeyorick]

A tipsy man wobbles up to the bar and signals the bartender. "I want a beer for me, a beer for you, and a beer for all of my friends," he slurs, gesturing at the people in the room. The bartender shakes his hand, and shouts to the barflies that this round is on the tipsy man. Pints are poured, and backs are slapped, and everyone enjoys the frosty goodness. The bartender presents the tipsy man with his bill, but discovers that the tipsy man has nothing but lint in his pockets. The bartender flips out and punches the guy before he gives him the boot into the alley.

The next day, the tipsy man returns and signals the bartender. "I want a beer for me, a beer for you, and a beer for all of my friends," he slurs, gesturing again at the surrounding people. The bartender looks doubtful and inquires if the tipsy man can pay for the round. "Yup," the tipsy man says, and so once again, pints are poured, and backs are slapped, and everyone enjoys the frosty goodness. Upon presenting the bill, the tipsy man grins a shi'ite-eating grin. The bartender goes ape-shi'ite, kicking his ass before kicking it out the door.

The following day, the tipsy man is back once again. "I want a beer for me, and a beer for all of my friends," he slurs. The bartender looks offended and asks why he's not included in this round. The tipsy man gives him a sober look and says "well, you get violent when you're drunk."