Confess! - Page 3

Tref · 09-23-2009, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by bewitched

I confess that when Taylor Lautner turns 18 I will totally lust after him.

That is interesting, Bewitched, please have a seat.

Alex · 09-23-2009, 11:18 AM

Everything? OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Tref · 09-23-2009, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex

Everything? OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

I'll take this one padre. Boy -- you are one messed up cookie!

Snowflake · 09-23-2009, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by JWBear

I confess that I've always thought Monty Cliff was hot - even as a priest.

I'd agree with you there, the best thing about I Confess.

A Place in the Sun, who is more gorgeous, Monty Clift or Liz Taylor?

Alex · 09-23-2009, 11:32 AM

Monty Clift. At no stage in her life does Liz Taylor do much for me, she never moves above "ok, she's cute, I guess" on my scale.

JWBear · 09-23-2009, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Snowflake

I'd agree with you there, the best thing about I Confess.

A Place in the Sun, who is more gorgeous, Monty Clift or Liz Taylor?

Hmmm hard to tell. However, I can tell you which one I would rather have sex with!

Snowflake · 09-23-2009, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by JWBear

Hmmm hard to tell. However, I can tell you which one I would rather have sex with!

Really!????

I would never have guessed you lusted after Liz!

3894 · 09-23-2009, 11:50 AM

I make fun of my neighbor Joel who likes to take off his shirt, put on short shorts and a backpack, and go for a neighborhood stroll.

I make up songs about him. My kids and I sing them.

Joel has a weak chin and a combover, Father.

Gemini Cricket · 09-23-2009, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by katiesue

I've tried to listen to Dave Matthews but it just sounds like a bad Hootie and the Blowfish cover band to me. (sorry GC)

I just showed your post to Dave and he laughed. Then he told me I was stealing the covers again.

My confession:
I'm addicted to The View.

Snowflake · 09-23-2009, 12:07 PM

I am addicted to Peets Jasmine Lime Tea Coolers.

09-23-2009, 11:18 AM	#22
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	Everything? OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life. Last edited by Alex : 09-23-2009 at 11:23 AM.
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09-23-2009, 11:32 AM	#25
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	Monty Clift. At no stage in her life does Liz Taylor do much for me, she never moves above "ok, she's cute, I guess" on my scale.
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09-23-2009, 11:50 AM	#28
3894 Next Stop: Funkytown! Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Cheeselandia Posts: 1,907	I make fun of my neighbor Joel who likes to take off his shirt, put on short shorts and a backpack, and go for a neighborhood stroll. I make up songs about him. My kids and I sing them. Joel has a weak chin and a combover, Father. __________________ "I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. Here comes the smolder." - Flynn Rider, "Tangled"
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Snowflake lost in the fog Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: San Francisco Posts: 7,831	I am addicted to Peets Jasmine Lime Tea Coolers.
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