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DreadPirateRoberts · 09-29-2009, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Moonliner

And.... Wait for it..... She's only $95.00

Buy one now. It's sure to be a collectors item once they yank it of the shelves next week.

then she truly will be homeless.

Strangler Lewis · 09-29-2009, 03:25 PM

She's a bargain, because you don't have to spring for grooming supplies or get her hair done--for more than I pay for a haircut--at the salon at the American Girl stores. Also, you probably won't be taking her to tea at the American Girl Cafe because she won't be allowed in.

bewitched · 09-29-2009, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

The mind boggles. Meet the newest American Girl doll, Gwen. She's homeless :|

Yes, because I want my nine year old daughter to play "I'm homeless" with her dolls and imagine all of the fun and frivolity that entails.

Not Afraid · 09-29-2009, 07:26 PM

I feel like I've missed out because I never played Homeless Barbie role playing when I was little.

bewitched · 09-29-2009, 07:42 PM

I think I will tell Olivia to take the boxes she uses as "homes" for her Barbies and have them be actual boxes that the Barbies sleep in...and then pretend the coffee table is a rundown bridge....

Strangler Lewis · 09-30-2009, 06:38 AM

Barbies? Plural? I know a fake little homeless girl who'd be happy with just one Barbie.

Moonliner · 09-30-2009, 01:32 PM

Here is a way to sneak a bomb into just about any secure location. Airports, federal buildings, sporting events, etc..

It was used recently in an attempt to assassinate a Saudi Prince (in charge of counterterrorism)

It pretty much makes a mockery of all our security measures here in the US.

You'd think it would make headline news, but this is the first I've heard of it.

I wonder why that is.

Oh yeah, I remember, it upsets the sheeple to be told what a waste of time bag checks and metal detectors are.

mousepod · 09-30-2009, 01:40 PM

The report uses the term "keistered". I have learned a new word. I am laughing.

Moonliner · 09-30-2009, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by mousepod

The report uses the term "keistered". I have learned a new word. I am laughing.

Oh sure, it's funny now. But just wait until an entire plane goes down because the guy in 12c farted.

Alex · 09-30-2009, 02:06 PM

Seems like a bit too much effort for minimal gain. If it will pass through an airport metal detector in your ass it will pass through an airport metal detector in your pants pocket.

I think this suidice bomber's handler was playing a practical joke on him. "No, really, it has to be up your butt! <snicker>"

09-29-2009, 03:25 PM	#2022
Strangler Lewis Doing The Job Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: In a state Posts: 3,956	She's a bargain, because you don't have to spring for grooming supplies or get her hair done--for more than I pay for a haircut--at the salon at the American Girl stores. Also, you probably won't be taking her to tea at the American Girl Cafe because she won't be allowed in. __________________ Live now-pay later. Diner's Club!
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09-29-2009, 07:26 PM	#2024
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	I feel like I've missed out because I never played Homeless Barbie role playing when I was little.
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09-29-2009, 07:42 PM	#2025
bewitched 101% Yummy! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: I know Kung Fu. Posts: 1,413	I think I will tell Olivia to take the boxes she uses as "homes" for her Barbies and have them be actual boxes that the Barbies sleep in...and then pretend the coffee table is a rundown bridge.... __________________ ~Whitney Wondering about the future of Ellington Woodard's punk@ss sh!t.
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09-30-2009, 06:38 AM	#2026
Strangler Lewis Doing The Job Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: In a state Posts: 3,956	Barbies? Plural? I know a fake little homeless girl who'd be happy with just one Barbie. __________________ Live now-pay later. Diner's Club!
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09-30-2009, 01:32 PM	#2027
Moonliner 8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust. Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 9,022	Here is a way to sneak a bomb into just about any secure location. Airports, federal buildings, sporting events, etc.. It was used recently in an attempt to assassinate a Saudi Prince (in charge of counterterrorism) It pretty much makes a mockery of all our security measures here in the US. You'd think it would make headline news, but this is the first I've heard of it. I wonder why that is. Oh yeah, I remember, it upsets the sheeple to be told what a waste of time bag checks and metal detectors are. __________________ - Taking it one step at a time.
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09-30-2009, 01:40 PM	#2028
mousepod You broke your Ramadar! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,635	The report uses the term "keistered". I have learned a new word. I am laughing. __________________ "Give the public everything you can give them, keep the place as clean as you can keep it, keep it friendly" - Walt Disney
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09-30-2009, 02:06 PM	#2030
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	Seems like a bit too much effort for minimal gain. If it will pass through an airport metal detector in your ass it will pass through an airport metal detector in your pants pocket. I think this suidice bomber's handler was playing a practical joke on him. "No, really, it has to be up your butt! <snicker>"
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