Oh dear god no.

[Matterhorn Fan]

I didn't own a functional watch when I flew last December, so I turned my phone on once to check the time while in the air. I didn't have any service up there, of course. So, I'm interested in these cell zeppelins that Chris speaks of.

What's the "AirTalk service"? Do you mean air phones? I haven't seen one of those on a plane in a long time. Then again, I've been flying odd airlines lately and maybe I've only been on budget planes or something.

If everyone around me on a plane is going to be on their phones, there's going to need to be an in-flight chocolate service as a coping mechanism. And free noise-cancelling headphones.