Help Write A Swanky Graduation Speech, Pweeze

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Originally Posted by RStar

Helen, of all the posts on the net, yours have been the most eloquent. And you are asking these people for help?

Aw, you made me blush, RStar. Seriously now, of all the places on the net, the LoT holds many of the most eloquent, informed, and stylish posters I've met. Yeah, I'm talking to y'all.

Originally Posted by EuroMeineke

I think a call to hedonism is on order

Well, if I were giving the speech it would be this:

Remember: pink can be a neutral, particularly when paired with navy. Never, ever let me hear you say the words 'But Crocs are so comfortable!'. And, in conclusion, let us leave with the words of Alice Roosevelt Longworth engraven on our hearts: if you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me.