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[Strangler Lewis]

Was she a uniter or a divider?

[3894]

Originally Posted by Strangler Lewis

Was she a uniter or a divider?

A divider, but of course. She didn't just divide; she conquered.

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by 3894

A divider, but of course. She didn't just divide; she conquered.

I would like to thank you, the class of 2010. For it is on your backs that I have taken my first steps towards the position of power and glory that is my destiny. I shall remember all of you fondly each time one you serves me dinner, takes me across town in your cab or checks my bags at the airport.

[3894]

Originally Posted by Moonliner

I would like to thank you, the class of 2010. For it is on your backs that I have taken my first steps towards the position of power and glory that is my destiny. I shall remember all of you fondly each time one you serves me dinner, takes me across town in your cab or checks my bags at the airport.

Once I had stopped laughing, I read this to my daughter. She said, "Oh, if only I could!"