WTF Stories of the Week

[CoasterMatt]

Score One For The Bull!! - WARNING - Link Contains REALLY Awesome, Terribly Graphic Pictures (and video)

[Frikitiki]

PMG....that looked AWFUL! It looks like in many ways he lucked out where the horn went.

[CoasterMatt]

Bomb Squad Splattered By Crackerjack

HURON

A call about a bomb turned into a crapshoot for the Lorain County Bomb Squad.

Officers found a fizzing homemade bomb planted in a portable toilet near a construction site at Turtle Bay and decided the safest way to detonate it was to shoot at it.

After five shots with a .22 caliber rifle, the bomb exploded, spraying the contents of the toilet everywhere. One of the bomb squad members was covered in feces, according to the police report.

[Gemini Cricket]

WTF?!
Two Year Old Smokes 40 Cigarettes a Day

Taking a deep drag on his cigarette while resting on the steering wheel of his truck, he looks like a parody of a middle-aged lorry driver.
But the image covers up a much more disturbing truth: At just the tender age of two, Ardi Rizal's health has been so ruined by his 40-a-day habit that he now struggles to move by himself.
The four-stone Indonesia toddler is certainly far too unfit to run around with other children - and his condition is set to rapidly deteriorate.

[JWBear]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

WTF?!
Two Year Old Smokes 40 Cigarettes a Day

56 pounds at 2? Isn't that way too heavy?

[blueerica]

OMG!!

[Betty]

If they don't indulge him he throws a temper tantrum? What 2 year old doesn't? But WTF? I'm sorry but this is one case where the child should be removed from the home. It's the start down a bad bad road. What will he want next? And just wait until he's a teenager!

[Tref]

Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

Score One For The Bull!! - WARNING - Link Contains REALLY Awesome, Terribly Graphic Pictures (and video)

As they say in The Big Lebowski, "... and sometimes the b'ar eats you!"

Well, to follow up, I guess he will live to bullfight another time, but his days as a spokesman for Gleem toothpaste are over.

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by JWBear

56 pounds at 2? Isn't that way too heavy?

Definitely! They need to start that kid on coke asap so he'll lose some weight.

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by Betty

And just wait until he's a teenager!

Well, I figure at the rate he's going, he will have OD'd a couple of times and hit rock bottom, gone through rehab and straightened out his life by the time he is 8. The teen years should be a comparative breeze.