WTF Stories of the Week - Page 273

Kevy Baby · 06-29-2010, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

UPGRADE!

I mean, if it's going to say "toot" above the avatar...

But it says Toot, mvthafvcka!

SzczerbiakManiac · 07-01-2010, 01:16 PM

US Air flight forced to return to gate because of maggots

SzczerbiakManiac · 07-01-2010, 04:50 PM

Jeebus, what's up with the bug infestations?
Bedbugs Shut Down Hollister Store in SoHo

Kevy Baby · 07-01-2010, 09:31 PM

I can contribute my own "bug" story if you want...

Due to the number of reptiles we have, we buy our super worms (like a meal worm, but with a softer shell - the ones we get are about an inch or more long) 1,000 at a time. Susan picked them up yesterday and left them on the couch for me to deal with when I came home (she doesn't do live food).

By the time I came home, they had chewed a hole not only in the canvas bag they come in, but also the plastic grocery bag that the canvas bag was in. I found about 50 of these worms crawling around. Susan found another one today.

So Theresa; wanna come over tonight to help me look for more?

cirquelover · 07-01-2010, 10:10 PM

Ewwwww! That is not what I'd want to find in my couch!

Betty · 07-03-2010, 11:27 AM

Death by Firing Squad is the choice of death for a guy on death row. The WTF part is that they will issue commemorative coins for everyone involved.

Betty · 07-03-2010, 11:52 AM

Does pot continue to be illegal because it keeps cops employed? This article would seem to suggest that may be a factor.

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The reason is simple: If the California lawman steps up his pursuit of marijuana growers, his department is eligible for roughly half a million dollars a year in federal anti-drug funding, helping save some jobs. The majority of the funding would have to be used to fight pot. Marijuana may not be the county's most pressing crime problem, the sheriff says, but "it's where the money is."

Tref · 07-04-2010, 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac

Jeebus, what's up with the bug infestations?
Bedbugs Shut Down Hollister Store in SoHo

It seems these days bedbugs go for anything trendy. Bedbugs are renown for being the most pretentious of the parasites. I have a theory though that the bedbugs were actually aiming for the Sit & Sleep outlet next door to the Hollister store, but were misdirected by Google Maps.

(Pic unrelated)

blueerica · 07-04-2010, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Betty

Death by Firing Squad is the choice of death for a guy on death row. The WTF part is that they will issue commemorative coins for everyone involved.

Yeah, that was big news out here a couple of weeks ago.

I didn't know about the coin thing, though. Weird.

SzczerbiakManiac · 07-06-2010, 03:48 PM

Man, I gotta change jobs. This priest gig looks pretty sweet!

Priest allegedly embezzled $1.3 million from parish over seven years—used church funds to pay for hotels, restaurant meals, clothing and male escorts

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Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	I can contribute my own "bug" story if you want... Due to the number of reptiles we have, we buy our super worms (like a meal worm, but with a softer shell - the ones we get are about an inch or more long) 1,000 at a time. Susan picked them up yesterday and left them on the couch for me to deal with when I came home (she doesn't do live food). By the time I came home, they had chewed a hole not only in the canvas bag they come in, but also the plastic grocery bag that the canvas bag was in. I found about 50 of these worms crawling around. Susan found another one today. So Theresa; wanna come over tonight to help me look for more? __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	Man, I gotta change jobs. This priest gig looks pretty sweet! Priest allegedly embezzled $1.3 million from parish over seven years—used church funds to pay for hotels, restaurant meals, clothing and male escorts __________________
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