Bad Translator!

[CoasterMatt]

Original text:

" Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord: He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored; He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword: His truth is marching on. "

...10 translations later we get:
"I see the glory of God, is angry harvest, store, quick release Grape and terrible deadly fireball: this is how it happens."