Bacon is meat candy.

[Chernabog]

OK now this is the most hilarious bacon thing EVER.

This is from the Food Network Site, a recipe for "late night bacon" supplied by none other than Rachael Ray!

Ingredients

* 8 slices bacon

Directions

Place 2 sheets of paper towel on a microwave safe plate, lay the bacon out on the paper towel not over lapping the slices. Place 2 more sheets of paper towel on top. Place in the microwave on high for 6 to 13 minutes.

OK so that is the stupidest, most obvious bacon "recipe" ever. But the best thing is the comments, such as:

This is one of my favorite recipes, except I use tin foil instead of paper towel in the microwave. Also, I usually leave the microwave door open while I cook it so that I can watch the savory goodness up close.

and

This was such a fantastic idea! Who would have thought! I actually put individual bacon slices on individual paper plates and used Egyptian cotton towels to absorb the grease! It really classed up this timeless recipe. I also suggest accompanying with Late Night Cereal. Pick any cereal of choice, pour in bowl, add skim, whole or soy, almond milk, serve with spoon. The combo is to die for!

and

That's not what "late night bacon" means in my house.

and

Then, when I tried to drop the plate, and it wouldn't let go of me, I started madly waving my arms around trying to get it off. In the middle of flailing, the plate flew off, and crashed through the large picture window in my kitchen. Between the time the window broke, and when I started flailing, the bacon also flew off and got stuck on the wall. The dog, being a dog, charged the wall-bacon, and began devouring everything that even remotely smelled of bacon, including largish chunks of drywall. Oh, crap, I hope it wasn't that Chinese drywall that has the chemicals that cause cancer...



.... LMFAO!!!!