Bacon is meat candy.

[Ghoulish Delight]

ATTENTION BLUERICA! Bacon Bacon Bacon Pizza in the SLC area!

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Bacon Donut from Nickel Diner in LA


Donuts & Bacon Shirt

[blueerica]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

ATTENTION BLUERICA! Bacon Bacon Bacon Pizza in the SLC area!

OMG - I can't tell if that's awesome or awful. However, my experience with Papa Murphy's has been awesome thus far, so I'll guess it's pretty awesome.

[Ghoulish Delight]

LIMITED TIME ONLY: Maple Bacon Plush Puff Gourmet Marshmallows

You've been informed.

[Chernabog]

OK now this is the most hilarious bacon thing EVER.

This is from the Food Network Site, a recipe for "late night bacon" supplied by none other than Rachael Ray!

Ingredients

* 8 slices bacon

Directions

Place 2 sheets of paper towel on a microwave safe plate, lay the bacon out on the paper towel not over lapping the slices. Place 2 more sheets of paper towel on top. Place in the microwave on high for 6 to 13 minutes.

OK so that is the stupidest, most obvious bacon "recipe" ever. But the best thing is the comments, such as:

This is one of my favorite recipes, except I use tin foil instead of paper towel in the microwave. Also, I usually leave the microwave door open while I cook it so that I can watch the savory goodness up close.

and

This was such a fantastic idea! Who would have thought! I actually put individual bacon slices on individual paper plates and used Egyptian cotton towels to absorb the grease! It really classed up this timeless recipe. I also suggest accompanying with Late Night Cereal. Pick any cereal of choice, pour in bowl, add skim, whole or soy, almond milk, serve with spoon. The combo is to die for!

and

That's not what "late night bacon" means in my house.

and

Then, when I tried to drop the plate, and it wouldn't let go of me, I started madly waving my arms around trying to get it off. In the middle of flailing, the plate flew off, and crashed through the large picture window in my kitchen. Between the time the window broke, and when I started flailing, the bacon also flew off and got stuck on the wall. The dog, being a dog, charged the wall-bacon, and began devouring everything that even remotely smelled of bacon, including largish chunks of drywall. Oh, crap, I hope it wasn't that Chinese drywall that has the chemicals that cause cancer...



.... LMFAO!!!!

[Kevy Baby]

Thanks for the laugh - it came when much needed!

[JWBear]

Are they going to post the recipe for ice next?

[Not Afraid]

I think that recipe should be called: "How to get the entire family to come to the kitchen at midnight".

Those comments are hilarious!

[lashbear]

Comment on Rachael Ray recipe (posted here cos Im too lazy to register over there):

"I'm a vegetarian, so I tried this with strips of zucchini and it tasted just like bacon !"

(with apologies to my Vegeterrible Friends... you know who you are.)

[Chernabog]

Haha I guess it hit the twitterverse yesterday cos the comments have doubled

Another good one: dear rachael,

thank you from berlin - i haven't witnessed such a miraculous life-changing revelation of god's wonders since the birth of my first child. one request: could you maybe change the name to 'all day bacon'? last time i wanted to prepare your heavenly treat of wonder it was just quarter past 5 and i hungrily waited in the kitchen for five hours.

or

I made this in my EZ bake oven. It took nine days. On the fourth day, the bulb burnt out so I replaced it with one from a tanning bed. Five days later, out came Snooki.
How do I get her to leave?