A Poem With No Form, Point, or Skill About Patricia Arquette’s Emmy Hair

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

I LOVE her hair! But, I'm a sucker for a good retro 30's look.

I know. It's totally retro! These fashionistas are being very stupid about this fantastic hairdo.

LMFAO at that other caption, though. No pube muscles visible on the red carpet, ladies. For the love of Jesus, wear panties and a REAL dress.