Am I a thief?

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

I'm sure subway got their pound of flesh out

You know the meat did taste a bit odd...

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by Mousey Girl

I am one of those people who checks their change and if given too much I always return it. I don't know how many times I have done this at drive-thru windows only to be met with a blank stare. I also seldom get a thank you for it either.

An interesting point. If the clerk had handed me an extra dollar (the cost of the double meat) I would have returned the money as I have done under similar circumstances in the past. Somehow I see the sandwich differently than the cash. I wonder why.

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by Disneyphile

Dude, it's a good thing it wasn't Burger King.

Can you imagine the King knocking on your door, asking for his meat back?

I know I can say for sure that I do NOT want to handel the kings meat.

[Alex]

Originally Posted by Moonliner

Alex you are my hero and moral compass, from now on when faced with the difficult decisions life brings I shall only have to stop and ask myself WWASD? Then I shall know that I am truly upon the golden path of life.

I wouldn't recommend it, if you start using such methods on your own it will only get you to the same place as I find myself: people will think you cold, humorless, and just generally a pain in the ass.

Instead I suggest you keep living your own life but come to me for oracular wisdom in times of need. That way you can maintain a friendly reputation and I can occasionally talk out of my ass, which tickles in a pleasant way.

[€uroMeinke]

Originally Posted by Alex Stroup

I wouldn't recommend it, if you start using such methods on your own it will only get you to the same place as I find myself: people will think you cold, humorless, and just generally a pain in the ass.

You know, if used a few smilies now and then it might help you combat this image

[Alex]

It's ok, I like me.

Plus, smilies are evil inventions up there with tomatoes and corderoy. Like using pencils on a crossword, they promote sloppiness.

[tracilicious]

Originally Posted by Alex Stroup

Instead I suggest you keep living your own life but come to me for oracular wisdom in times of need.

heh heh. He said oracular. heh heh.