Am I a thief?

[Alex]

Originally Posted by Moonliner

Alex you are my hero and moral compass, from now on when faced with the difficult decisions life brings I shall only have to stop and ask myself WWASD? Then I shall know that I am truly upon the golden path of life.

I wouldn't recommend it, if you start using such methods on your own it will only get you to the same place as I find myself: people will think you cold, humorless, and just generally a pain in the ass.

Instead I suggest you keep living your own life but come to me for oracular wisdom in times of need. That way you can maintain a friendly reputation and I can occasionally talk out of my ass, which tickles in a pleasant way.