This One's for Not Afraid

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Heh, turns out this story was far less interesting than the opening paragraph let on.

Rosheisen got the cat three years ago to help lower his blood pressure. He tried to train him to call 911, unsure if the training ever stuck.

The phone in the living room is always on the floor, and there are 12 small buttons -- including a speed dial for 911 right above the button for the speaker phone.

I think the only unbelievable part of this story is that he tried to lower his blood pressure by trying to train a cat