This thing freaks me out.

[tracilicious]

Q27. Get your mind out of the gutter! I am not allowed to talk about stuff like this, but, I am guessing that it has something to do with sex?
Right, Wrong, Close
26. Is it comforting? Sometimes.
25. Can it be played? Sometimes.
24. Do you use it in cooking? No.
23. Can you eat it? No.
22. I guessed that it was a urethra? Close.
21. Does it come in specific sizes? No.
20. I guessed that it was a muscle (body part)? Wrong.
19. Can it be dried? No.
18. I guessed that it was a womb? Wrong.
17. Is it slippery? Sometimes.
16. Does it like to be petted? Yes.
15. Can you smell it? Yes.
14. Can it change size? Yes.
13. Does it come in pairs? No.
12. Does it move? Yes.
11. Does it make something move? No.
10. Is it used by a baby? Sometimes.
9. Is it located in the sky? No.
8. Is it commonly used? Yes.
7. Does it have eyes? No.
6. Does it have lungs? No.
5. Does it jump? No.
4. Can you buy it? No.
3. Does it have hooves? No.
2. Does it live in grass-lands? Sometimes.
1. It is classified as Animal.


This cracks me up! I need to back to junior high.

[Ponine]

BUT WHAT WAS IT????

[tracilicious]

Originally Posted by Ponine

BUT WHAT WAS IT????

A penis. What else could it have been?

[Ponine]

Originally Posted by tracilicious

A penis. What else could it have been?

honestly? I wasnt sure, thats why I asked.

I really need to use less soap when I wash up. My mind is too clean.

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by tracilicious

A penis. What else could it have been?

A penis?!? Then you certainly gave the wrong or misleading answer on some of the questions...

Originally Posted by tracilicious

23. Can you eat it? No.

OK, maybe not in the strict sense of the word...

Originally Posted by tracilicious

11. Does it make something move? No.

If it starts poking in the wrong places, you'll see LOTS of movement!

Originally Posted by tracilicious

10. Is it used by a baby? Sometimes.

Ew. Ew. Ew. Never, ever used BY a baby. Sure, it's used to MAKE a baby. But used BY a baby?!?

Originally Posted by tracilicious

7. Does it have eyes? No.

Have you never heard of the "One Eyed Trouser Trout?"

Originally Posted by tracilicious

Does it jump? No.

Treat it right and/or treat it wrong and it most certainly will jump!

Originally Posted by tracilicious

4. Can you buy it? No.

Well, maybe not "buy" but women certainly can own it!

Originally Posted by tracilicious

2. Does it live in grass-lands? Sometimes.

And usually not nearly enough time is spent in the "grasslands" if ya catch my drift

Originally Posted by tracilicious

1. It is classified as Animal.

Um, well; can't argue with that.





I'm still weirded out by the baby thing...

[Ghoulish Delight]

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

I'm still weirded out by the baby thing...

Did you hold it in and do the pee-pee dance until you were 18?