Goat on a Pole

[Alex]

I take exception to this piece of the holy text:

ISLAMABAD, PAKISTAN: A Pakistani street entertainer balances his goat on a pole as children enjoy the show, in Islamabad, 09 May 2004.

Quite clearly, this should read:

ISLAMABAD, PAKISTAN: A goat balances on a Pakistani street entertainer's pole as children enjoy the show, in Islamabad, 09 May 2004.

Surely it is the goat and not the entertainer doing most of the balancing work. Now, despite the wording that will induce giggles from the unfaithful I must call for this change to the text and a Great Schism is the unfortunately likely result.