iGod: Repenting made easy

[Not Afraid]

Me:
you think you do what?
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Derail!
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
wow! I feel special
God:
I'm glad your impressed, God too. What is that feeling like? What makes you so special?
Me:
Terminally unique I guess.
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
of course
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
what does?
God:
" It goes without saying." What does?
Me:
what goes without saying?
God:
It is just an expression.
Me:
What does that expression mean?
God:
" It is just an expression."? What does it expression mean?
Me:
I asked you first
God:
Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.
Me:
no, you go first, God. Don't be so juvinile
God:
Are you serious? Where is that? I was not trying to be a juvinile.
Me:
But you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
yes, you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
Me:
What does that mean?
God:
Does "that" refer to " Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism." ?
Me:
To your enture statement
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
ok
God:
Ahem.
Me:
askk
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Time to expand!
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
Because I can
God:
Interesting explanation. Who taught you?
Me:
A lot of different people
God:
How many?
Me:
thousands, millions
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
About anyone in particular?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about anyone in particular.
Me:
No, we wern't talking about anyone in particular
God:
What are we talking about? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
yes, you and me
God:
I get it. Oh "We" is you and me.
Me:
yes
God:
I see.