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[JWBear]

I'm not entirely sure SM posted that just for the story...

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Meh... he's pleasant looking but he's no Wally Szczerbiak.

or Jordan

[Alex]

He should have had someone help him so he wouldn't write random letters backwards.

And if he was really dedicated to our constitution he's not have used the King James Abridged version but put the hole thing on there no matter how tired his hand got from all the writing:

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

Of course, legal careers have been spent in the grey area created by the word "unreasonable."

[€uroMeinke]

Now if he stitched the 4th amendment in braille along in inner thighs of his trousers...

[€uroMeinke]

Originally Posted by Alex

And if he was really dedicated to our constitution

He would have also carried a firearm

[Alex]

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

Now if he stitched the 4th amendment in braille along in inner thighs of his trousers...

This fellow was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he had his bride's name tattooed on his penis. Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out A-S-T-R-I-D. Now they're on their honeymoon at a resort in Montego Bay. One night, in the men's room, this fellow finds himself standing next to this guy at the urinal. To his amazement, he notices that this man, too, has the letters A-D tattooed on his penis. "Excuse me," he says, "but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Do you have a girlfriend named Astrid?" "Nope, I work for the NRA. Mine reads, 'A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.'"

Or something like that.

[Not Afraid]

I'm not sure if I'm laughing more at the joke or the fact that Alex made up a penis joke.

[innerSpaceman]

I can't say for sure, but that read to me like Alex has been waiting for an opening to use that penis joke for quite some time, and finally found it.








(And no, "waiting for an opening to use that penis" is not a second joke, just verbiage happenstance.)

[lashbear]

Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

....Alex has been waiting for an opening to use that penis....

Heavens !!!