Funny stuff, enjoy - Page 2

CoasterMatt · 05-10-2005, 09:03 PM

<kylev> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<kylev> hahahahaha
<kylev> some girl just came onto our floor
<kylev> and was yelling "sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper"
<kylev> i just asked her what the paper was about
<kylev> and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism
<`Neo> bahahahaha

MerryPrankster · 05-10-2005, 09:06 PM

Hey, wait a second, I think I remember this....

<Night-hen-gayle> I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.

Gn2Dlnd · 05-10-2005, 11:54 PM

Mike3285: wtf is a palindrome
MaroonSand: no its not dude

Prudence · 05-11-2005, 08:04 AM

Okay, this is probably only funny to me, but I'm studying for my contracts exam right now, including such fascinating concepts as counter-offers and offer-and-acceptance, and this just slays me at the moment:

<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE **** UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

Ghoulish Delight · 05-11-2005, 08:44 AM

<Tantalus|RO> No one can resist hot monkey sex
<Tovart> Except hot monkey females with a headache.

wendybeth · 05-11-2005, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prudence

Okay, this is probably only funny to me, but I'm studying for my contracts exam right now, including such fascinating concepts as counter-offers and offer-and-acceptance, and this just slays me at the moment:

<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE **** UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

Are you kidding? That was the first one to make me laugh out loud!

Motorboat Cruiser · 05-11-2005, 10:19 AM

I unfortunately can't post any of the ones that have made me laugh the hardest.

These are great!

wendybeth · 05-11-2005, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Motorboat Cruiser

I unfortunately can't post any of the ones that have made me laugh the hardest.

These are great!

What he said.

Motorboat Cruiser · 05-11-2005, 10:56 AM

I wish I could though because the one about the penguin and the midget is killing me right now.

SusieP. · 05-11-2005, 03:15 PM

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

I like this one! Duh!

05-10-2005, 09:03 PM	#11
CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	<kylev> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA <kylev> hahahahaha <kylev> some girl just came onto our floor <kylev> and was yelling "sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper" <kylev> i just asked her what the paper was about <kylev> and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism <`Neo> bahahahaha __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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05-11-2005, 08:04 AM	#14
Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	Okay, this is probably only funny to me, but I'm studying for my contracts exam right now, including such fascinating concepts as counter-offers and offer-and-acceptance, and this just slays me at the moment: <Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE <Donut[AFK]> INSULT <Eurakarte> RETORT <Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT <Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE <Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE **** UP <Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM <Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE <Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE <Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE <Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE <Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON <Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES <Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD <Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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05-11-2005, 08:44 AM	#15
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	<Tantalus\|RO> No one can resist hot monkey sex <Tovart> Except hot monkey females with a headache. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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05-11-2005, 10:19 AM	#17
Motorboat Cruiser Cruiser of Motorboats Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: So Cal Posts: 3,665	I unfortunately can't post any of the ones that have made me laugh the hardest. These are great!
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05-11-2005, 10:56 AM	#19
Motorboat Cruiser Cruiser of Motorboats Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: So Cal Posts: 3,665	I wish I could though because the one about the penguin and the midget is killing me right now.
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05-11-2005, 03:15 PM	#20
SusieP. I lyke to reed! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Room 29 Posts: 112	<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b <BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b? <BonyNoMore> wait <BonyNoMore> never mind I like this one! Duh! __________________ The world is quiet here.
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