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 Pill Pockets. They are your friend. Unless you like the bloodletting. 
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		 very very funny stuff, mcsam! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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 I had a beautiful paint (I don't know what to call this coloration... she was black with little flecks of all kinds of colors) cat, Mattie, that, well, she just went crazy. There's no nice way to say it. She was always "special" and I loved her but she became dangerous. While making it clear to her one day that I wasn't going to allow her to kill Boomer, she gives me this look like "Oh yeah, bitch, just watch me, I'll take you out too" and she lunged at me, hooking both claws into the sides of my head and digging her teeth into my nose. She lived outside after that.  | 
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		 Ahhhh, you had a Torti.  Torti's can be a llittle, um, skitzie.  Our calico is also a bit strange.  I suspect is is having all of those other cats mixed up in her that causes it.   
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Maybe so    She was "special" 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	She adopted this other outside kitten we came to call Batman. She'd never had a litter of her own and when Batman showed up, he was hers. She'd hiss and swat at anybody that would get near him. For a while, I could pick her up and love on her and get her to settle down but that stopped working after a while.  | 
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		 Giving a cat a pill is like trying to put a harness on a bearded dragon. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 Oh dear lord!  That was one of the funniest things I've read in a long time! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			Perfect, our cat, will NOT ride in a car! It's horrid! So for our move out to Arizona from Texas, the vet gave us kitty valium. And a plastic pill giver. Looks like a plastics straw with a soft tip that hold the pill and a plunger on the end. You've not lived til you've had to give a cat a pill! Luckily for us, Perfect is declawed, front and back. But he still has teeth! 
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