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Old 05-16-2006, 08:34 AM   #11
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Why did they cancel the leper football game?

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There was a handoff at the 50.


Why did they cancel the leper hockey game?

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There was a face off at center ice.


Why did they cancel the leper basketball game?

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There was a loose ball on the court.
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Old 05-16-2006, 08:35 AM   #12
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Q: What did the deaf and dumb, blind orphan girl with one leg get for Chistmas?
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Smallpox
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Old 05-16-2006, 08:36 AM   #13
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs swimming?
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bob


What do you call a man with no arms or legs water skiing?
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skip


what do you call a man with no arms or legs laying in a pile of leaves?
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russle


what do you call a woman with no arms or legs lying on a BBQ?
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patty


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Old 05-16-2006, 08:37 AM   #14
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Q: What do you call a woman with one leg?
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A: Eileen
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Old 05-16-2006, 08:38 AM   #15
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What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg?

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Irene
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Old 05-16-2006, 08:41 AM   #16
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Why did Michael Jackson go shopping at Mervyn's?

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A sign said "Boy's pants 50% off".
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Why does Michale Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
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Because there are twenty of them.
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Old 05-16-2006, 08:44 AM   #18
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Knock knock
Who's There?
Little Boy Blue
Little Boy Blue Who?
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Michael Jackson
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What do you call a mexican woman with no legs?

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Consuelo.

(if you don't get it at first, try sounding it out slowly. This one seems to take people some time. )


Did you know that Abraham Lincoln was Jewish?

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Yep, he was shot in the temple.
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
A.D.D. Man.
A.D.D. man who?
I like ice cream.
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