I think I need to get this for my kids

[Disneyphile]

I'm disappointed there's no hooker/pimp playset.

[JWBear]

Here's the first comment on the 2nd x-ray machine:

If you're a parent, then you've probably been struggling with how to teach your kids about how much fun it is to have your rights systematically stripped from you. Kids today always seem to be whining about freedom and their "Constitutional Right" to be free of warrantless search and seizure and their "right to privacy" (whatever that is). Teaching them to be afraid of "the terrists" and explaining that Islamofascists are a monolithic, unified entity with the sole goal of destroying America because they hate us for our freedoms, so we owe to it eliminate as many freedoms as possible, is really hard. And don't get me started on the times they say, "Daddy, you mean six ounces of liquid in one bottle can blow up a plane, but two three ounce bottles can't??"

LOL!!!

[Gemini Cricket]

Great! Now that I've clicked those links, amazon.com thinks I'm a 6 year old boy. Well, okay, they're not that far off the mark. They're suggesting Playschool toys to me that I may or may not buy.

[Chernabog]

Did you see the descrip on the Safe Crackers?

Product Description
Complete with working safe locker. Cracking a safe is an art form, and these clever Playmobil Safe Crackers have to move quick if they want to get the stash before the alarm sounds! Lucky for them, their team includes two master technicians with all the tools of the trade and their own personal safe decoder. Set includes two robbers in signature undercover gear (plaid berets, sunglasses, and a leather jacket), plus a large safe, decoder, keys, stacks of money, a bar of gold, and a briefcase.[

A comment from amazon:
This is the perfect gift for the aspiring young felon in your life. I can't wait for other products from the Playmobile Perpetrator Series like "Police Brutality Set" or "Shiv your Cellmate."

[Disneyphile]

And to think most toys we played with in the 70's would be considered "unsafe" or even "un-PC" these days.

[Gemini Cricket]

What was wrong with the toys I used to play with?
The My Little Pony Glue Factory - I loved that one.
The Barbie Jonestown Playset - It came with Kool Aid.
The Cabbage Patch Kids' Spanking Table - Some of them were naughty...

[BDBopper]

Suddenly I remember the "Playmobil Mansion" sketch on Robot Chicken

Great thread...thanks for sharing!

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

What was wrong with the toys I used to play with?
<snip>
The Cabbage Patch Kids' Spanking Table - Some of them were naughty...

USED to play with? You told me you still used this one.

[Gemini Cricket]

I confess.
I do.

[I Heart Disneyland]

Originally Posted by DreadPirateRoberts

Playmobil Security Check Point

I thought this was a joke at first. Read the comments

That is HILARIOUS! The first comments (review) are so funny. Come on people...we need a toy for this? Can't we teach our kids about airport security????