So, I'm wondering. - Page 4

Tref · 03-10-2005, 07:23 PM

Why can't I have my cake and eat it too? I made the damn thing.

I was wondering if anybody will ever love me for what I am not. Opposed to not being interested in me -- period.

The Bhagavad Gita says that through chanting, we will eventually transcend into the realm of the Spiritual World. What I am wondering is, will we, as spirits, have pockets? And if so, how many pockets? Will the number of pockets our spiritual selfs have be determined by our actions on earth? What will we keep in these pockets? Will these pockets be labled, as with the pockets of Ronald McDonald, who has earned (through chanting) multiple pockets, each marked with the food that lies within?*

I wondering if you are going to finish that sandwich?

Why are there no phones in Heaven?

Why am I here, as opposed to someplace else, that maybe has a little more action going on?

Why does my can of Underwood Chicken Spread have a drawing of Satan on the label? Is it a warning to me not to eat it?

Where do our dreams go when we wake in the morning? And I am refering specifically to the dream where I wake up in a dry bed.

Why do we need mini M&M's? Are people really struggling with the regular sized ones?

Who wrote the Book of Love? No wait, let me rephrase that, who wrote the word, Loser, all over my copy?

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 · 03-11-2005, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Tref

The Bhagavad Gita says that through chanting, we will eventually transcend into the realm of the Spiritual World. What I am wondering is, will we, as spirits, have pockets?

This entire thing was a delightful and hilarious read.

Ghoulish Delight · 03-11-2005, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Eliza Hodgkins 1812

This entire thing was a delightful and hilarious read.

The Bhagavad Gita?

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 · 03-11-2005, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

The Bhagavad Gita?

Oh, shaddup, you!

Cadaverous Pallor · 03-10-2005, 06:45 PM

I'm sitting here at the slow branch (they need extra help on Thursdays for now) wondering how I worked here for over 1.5 years without going completely insane. THERE'S NOTHING TO DO!!!!

BarTopDancer · 03-10-2005, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

I'm sitting here at the slow branch (they need extra help on Thursdays for now) wondering how I worked here for over 1.5 years without going completely insane. THERE'S NOTHING TO DO!!!!

Or maybe you went completely insane and didn't realize it?

I'm wondering if I am actually going to do the things I plan on doing on my two days off. YAY 4-day weekend!

blueerica · 03-10-2005, 07:04 PM

So, I'm wondering why my left foot feels like it's been walking for hours, and my right foot feels fine. I'm wondering if I injured it a while back without really realizing it.

I'm wondering what I'll be having for dinner, or if I'll give up, and not eat dinner.

I'm wondering... Well,.. I'm just wondering.

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I wonder if drinking some pineapple juice will help my chances tonight.

Perhaps... They usually increase Steve's...

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I wonder if Crystal was joking when she said I could get better odds from MickeyLumbo.

I'd say the odds are always stacked in your favor with Dr. Lickey!

MickeyD · 03-10-2005, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by blueerica

I'm wondering what I'll be having for dinner, or if I'll give up, and not eat dinner.

That is the exact same thing I'm wondering....

Prudence · 03-10-2005, 07:28 PM

I wonder who my advisor is. I wonder what classes I'll take next year and how I'll choose now when I haven't even finished this year. I wonder what my cats are thinking. All the time. I wonder if I'll ever have kids. I wonder where I'll end up working. I wonder how long my cat will live. I wonder what the professor has been saying for the last five minutes. I wonder how much a "crown lengthening" costs. I wonder if I'll lose enough weight before vacation to justify buying new clothes. I wonder if I'll lose *any* weight before vacation. I wonder who will feed the cats while we're on vacation. I wonder how the ancient Egyptians did mummification. I wonder how to translate Linear A. And I wonder, still I wonder, who'll stop the rain?

blueerica · 03-10-2005, 08:01 PM

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I wonder how much a "crown lengthening" costs.

I'm wondering what a "crown lengthening" is...

03-10-2005, 07:23 PM	#1
Tref Not Tref Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,188	Why can't I have my cake and eat it too? I made the damn thing. I was wondering if anybody will ever love me for what I am not. Opposed to not being interested in me -- period. The Bhagavad Gita says that through chanting, we will eventually transcend into the realm of the Spiritual World. What I am wondering is, will we, as spirits, have pockets? And if so, how many pockets? Will the number of pockets our spiritual selfs have be determined by our actions on earth? What will we keep in these pockets? Will these pockets be labled, as with the pockets of Ronald McDonald, who has earned (through chanting) multiple pockets, each marked with the food that lies within?* I wondering if you are going to finish that sandwich? Why are there no phones in Heaven? Why am I here, as opposed to someplace else, that maybe has a little more action going on? Why does my can of Underwood Chicken Spread have a drawing of Satan on the label? Is it a warning to me not to eat it? Where do our dreams go when we wake in the morning? And I am refering specifically to the dream where I wake up in a dry bed. Why do we need mini M&M's? Are people really struggling with the regular sized ones? Who wrote the Book of Love? No wait, let me rephrase that, who wrote the word, Loser, all over my copy? __________________ Tref3.0 Listen in aural 3-D to Pop's muzak! (New songs added semi-bi-daily) j & j Did you know that Emas eht yltcaxe is exactly the same spelled backwards?! Last edited by Tref : 03-10-2005 at 07:25 PM. Reason: All will be revealed in the Book of Trefology*
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Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	I'm sitting here at the slow branch (they need extra help on Thursdays for now) wondering how I worked here for over 1.5 years without going completely insane. THERE'S NOTHING TO DO!!!! __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	I wonder who my advisor is. I wonder what classes I'll take next year and how I'll choose now when I haven't even finished this year. I wonder what my cats are thinking. All the time. I wonder if I'll ever have kids. I wonder where I'll end up working. I wonder how long my cat will live. I wonder what the professor has been saying for the last five minutes. I wonder how much a "crown lengthening" costs. I wonder if I'll lose enough weight before vacation to justify buying new clothes. I wonder if I'll lose any weight before vacation. I wonder who will feed the cats while we're on vacation. I wonder how the ancient Egyptians did mummification. I wonder how to translate Linear A. And I wonder, still I wonder, who'll stop the rain? __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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