My Trip to the Kwik-E-Mart - Page 5

LSPoorEeyorick · 07-19-2007, 01:46 PM

Yes, many of those are great ("... but why did I have the bowl, Bart. WHY DID I HAVE THE BOWL?") but many greats are missing.

HOMER
No TV and no beer make Homer something something.

MARGE
Go crazy?

HOMER
Don't mind if I do!

Ghoulish Delight · 07-19-2007, 02:08 PM

In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

mousepod · 07-19-2007, 02:18 PM

What about:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Homer

If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.

AllyOops! · 07-19-2007, 03:34 PM

"Somebody took my juice money"

"Dental plan..Lisa needs braces! Dental plan..Lisa needs braces!"

"May God have mercy on your gas-sniffing, orphan-beating Souls"

"Nibbles, chew through my ball sack"

I LOVE the boo-urns quote. I was just dying laughing over that not too long ago & temporarily had it typed under my screenname here at LoT. Also, one of the episodes that had me laughing daily recently was the one where the Simpsons travel to Brazil & the lifeguard on the beach refers to Homer & Bart as "Americans" when he calls out to them. Homer asks the lifeguard how he knew that they were Americans, and at that point they close in on Homer's teeshirt and the logo on it is the picture now featured in my Avatar. "Try And Stop Us". I nearly died.

I turn on one of the Simpsons DVD's almost every weekend while I'm cleaning and it's programmed into my Tivo. I'm obsessed.

For every quote on that list, I was able to remember each episode. Sometimes I feel like the biggest geek because a Simpsons quote makes it into so many of the conversations that I hold. I even have a picture of Homer on my bulletin board in my office.

CoasterMatt · 07-19-2007, 06:44 PM

I got strangled by Homer again today...

Gemini Cricket · 08-01-2007, 07:50 AM

And as kwikly as it went up, it is now gone.
I passed by the building last night and it was a 7-11 again.

They should have kept it up longer, there were still lines to get in on Monday.

lizziebith · 08-01-2007, 12:10 PM

We watched as they changed the signs out...

It was great while it lasted!

Matterhorn Fan · 08-01-2007, 12:16 PM

Gone already?

I'm glad I didn't procrastinate going to the one here!

Ghoulish Delight · 08-01-2007, 12:30 PM

Annoyed Grunt!

innerSpaceman · 08-01-2007, 12:49 PM

Awww. Well, I'm glad zapp and I had fun on our first and only visit.

Thanks again, GC, for the Buzz and Kruty-O's. It was better than getting them when we actually hit the Kwik-E-Mart ... because your delivery was the day before we saw the movie, and re-energized our Simpsons excitement.

07-19-2007, 01:46 PM	#41
LSPoorEeyorick scribblin' Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in the moment Posts: 3,872	Yes, many of those are great ("... but why did I have the bowl, Bart. WHY DID I HAVE THE BOWL?") but many greats are missing. HOMER No TV and no beer make Homer something something. MARGE Go crazy? HOMER Don't mind if I do!
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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics! __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	"Somebody took my juice money" "Dental plan..Lisa needs braces! Dental plan..Lisa needs braces!" "May God have mercy on your gas-sniffing, orphan-beating Souls" "Nibbles, chew through my ball sack" I LOVE the boo-urns quote. I was just dying laughing over that not too long ago & temporarily had it typed under my screenname here at LoT. Also, one of the episodes that had me laughing daily recently was the one where the Simpsons travel to Brazil & the lifeguard on the beach refers to Homer & Bart as "Americans" when he calls out to them. Homer asks the lifeguard how he knew that they were Americans, and at that point they close in on Homer's teeshirt and the logo on it is the picture now featured in my Avatar. "Try And Stop Us". I nearly died. I turn on one of the Simpsons DVD's almost every weekend while I'm cleaning and it's programmed into my Tivo. I'm obsessed. For every quote on that list, I was able to remember each episode. Sometimes I feel like the biggest geek because a Simpsons quote makes it into so many of the conversations that I hold. I even have a picture of Homer on my bulletin board in my office. Last edited by AllyOops! : 07-19-2007 at 03:45 PM.
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Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	And as kwikly as it went up, it is now gone. I passed by the building last night and it was a 7-11 again. They should have kept it up longer, there were still lines to get in on Monday.
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lizziebith Wishing these titles could be longe Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Pearblossom CA Posts: 984	We watched as they changed the signs out... It was great while it lasted! __________________ $ DO \|\| !$ DO ; TRY TRY: COMMAND NOT FOUND
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Matterhorn Fan Double Agent Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Back East Posts: 2,071	Gone already? I'm glad I didn't procrastinate going to the one here!
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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Annoyed Grunt! __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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08-01-2007, 12:49 PM	#50
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	Awww. Well, I'm glad zapp and I had fun on our first and only visit. Thanks again, GC, for the Buzz and Kruty-O's. It was better than getting them when we actually hit the Kwik-E-Mart ... because your delivery was the day before we saw the movie, and re-energized our Simpsons excitement.
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