Cricket Rantings

[Snowflake]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

My rantings:

I hate when ranting threads mention crappy drivers. YES! There are crappy drivers! I announce to the world - everyone needs to get over this. (Yes, I'm a crappy driver.)

Clips should match the amount of papers they are holding. Large paper clips on 2 sheets of paper leave phantom clip folds in the pages. Yuck! I also hate when you have too many pages in one large clip, twisting the clip to the point that it's not reusable. Get a freaking binder clip for that. Each clip to its own set task.

And please don't use a binder clip that would break if there were one more sheet of paper in it. Don't you realize my grip strength is just not what it used to be and I can't get the damn thing off the papers without tearing apart the first 10 sheets or so?

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by Snowflake

And please don't use a binder clip that would break if there were one more sheet of paper in it. Don't you realize my grip strength is just not what it used to be and I can't get the damn thing off the papers without tearing apart the first 10 sheets or so?

Wuss

[Gemini Cricket]

The insert key on my keyboard can be removed altogether. I never use it. And it confuses the hell out of me when I accidentally hit it and don't understand why I'm typing over everything...

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There should be a way to send back the junk mail I receive in my snail mailbox every Tuesday and Thursday. I don't care about furniture stores that want me to buy a $3000.00 couch.

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Back and forth neverending emails... If you wanna talk to me, call me!

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Shoes that can't come off with a simple flick of my ankle. If I have to unlace you, you are bad shoes. I hate lacing up my Cons... I'm lazy!

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Why is Soy Milk so expensive? Let's see $6.00 for a gallon of soy milk or $6.00 for 2 gallons of fat free milk... Hmmm. Problem is, I want to cut out dairy, but I can't afford it right now...

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***Please realize that I'm venting this stuff out in a funny way. It's not meant to be offensive or paint me as an irretrivably angry curmudgeon. Which I am... at least for today.

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

The insert key on my keyboard can be removed altogether. I never use it. And it confuses the hell out of me when I accidentally hit it and don't understand why I'm typing over everything...

What the heck is the Pause/Break key for and the Scroll Lock Key? While I don't have problem accidentally hitting them like the Insert key (like GC, myself and probably countless others have), is there any point in the masses having access to these keys?

[Gemini Cricket]

Beats me, KB...

And why can't I program the F keys to do whatever I want them to do?

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

Beats me, KB...

And why can't I program the F keys to do whatever I want them to do?

I know that the F7 key is spell check and the F9 key updates the results of a formula in a table in Word (I use that second one all the time). Also, F9 is "Send and Receive All" in Outlook.

[CoasterMatt]

Wow, sounds like GC is on the manrag today.

[Morrigoon]

Hmm... I should probably try using scroll lock more... like when photos are loading while I"m just trying to read the last post on a thread or LJ post.

[Gemini Cricket]

Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

Wow, sounds like GC is on the manrag today.

Totally.
Actually, it's lack of sleep.

[Gemini Cricket]

Trey Parker and Matt Stone are totally anti-celebrity, right? But aren't they celebrities? They hate the fact that celebrities push their morals on the public. But don't they do that on their own show?

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Not enough cute canoe guys at Disneyland.