When Movies Collide

[Not Afraid]

The story of a cynical, immature young man who is taught how to act like a grown-up by a little boy and girl as they face the challenge of the world's last frontier.

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Walkabout a Boy

[Not Afraid]

A woman is murdered by a man pretending to be a dentist. Her niece moves into her house with her murderer husband who attempts to drive her mad by pulling a painful tooth (the wrong one) using enormous pliers.

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Laughing Gaslight

[Ghoulish Delight]

Traveling across country to a children's beauty pageant, a family learns that they've elected to have their memories wiped so as to forget past loves.

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Little Miss Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

[Not Afraid]

In 1968, a Czech doctor and puppeteer with an active sex life meets a woman who wants monogamy, and then the Soviet invasion further disrupts their lives. They escape the violence through a portal that leads literally into the head of the movie star, John Malkovich.

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The Unbearable Lightness of Being John Malkovich

[Strangler Lewis]

Nuclear annihilation is all around us. You just have to look.

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Dr. Strangelove Actually

[Not Afraid]

Two men, one a gentle but slow giant, try to make money by keeping an eye on aliens in Depression-era New York City. When aliens threaten to blow up the world, they try to save it and fulfill their dreams. Co-stars include a pug and a rabbit.

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Of Mice and Men in Black

[Not Afraid]

James Bond rescues a heavily disfigured man who is mistreated while scraping a living as a side-show freak and takes him on a journey to hunt down and stop the world's most expensive assassin .

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The Elephant Man with the Golden Gun

[LashStoat]

“A fabulously wealthy but little-known man endures a lifetime of credit-card fraud and identity theft”.

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John Citizen Kane

“An orphan with terrible aunts for guardians, befriends a peach-colored alien grown from an egg he found one day.”

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James and the Giant Peach Alien

“A romp about the lives of three Swahili drag queens that use a trader’s boat to navigate a treacherous river whilst dodging insults slung from fashion critics.”

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Priscilla, The African Queen

[Kevy Baby]

A sculptor of wax figures for a frat house is horrified when his partner proposes killing a horse in order to piss off the dean. The dean enlists the help of the second frat to get the sculptor off campus. The sculptor is knocked out in the scuffle and left to "perish" among the high-jinks. He resurfaces many years later just before the homecoming parade to end all parades for all time.

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Animal House of Wax

[second class citizen]

A serious writer's world is suddenly interrupted when a Martian spaceship crashes into the front of his house; while his mother takes it as an opportunity to write a Martian manifesto, finding herself a magnet for any manner of distressed aliens.

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The War of the Worlds According to Garp