The Worst Song of All Time!

[innerSpaceman]

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

Ask any gay man in Long Beach who those billboards are marketing too. Beard or no beard, those billboards are targeting LB's significant gay popularion.

I'm sure they like to think so. But since I saw the same billboards (with and without beards) all over L.A. county today, I think the gayness is in the imaginations of the beholders.


Strangely enough, they are actually hotter to me if they are straight. I don't know how you'd market to that.

[Janie]

Guess I'm lucky that I didn't have to endure them bad songs when I was growing up but after my cochlear implant surgery, I str4ongly beleive that some songs should banned outright for good like that "Achy Breaky heart" and I had a massive headache after listening to that song. Ugh!

However "Whiter Shade of Pale" by Harem Proctol totally rocked!

[wendybeth]

Originally Posted by Janie

Guess I'm lucky that I didn't have to endure them bad songs when I was growing up but after my cochlear implant surgery, I str4ongly beleive that some songs should banned outright for good like that "Achy Breaky heart" and I had a massive headache after listening to that song. Ugh!

However "Whiter Shade of Pale" by Harem Proctol totally rocked!

I just mojo'd ya for the PH reference, but when I hit caplock it sent it in, so you'll have a mojo comment that makes less sense than any of my usual's, if that's possible......

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

The 'My Cat Has Knees' song.

Wish I could mojo you.

Hmm. WICMY. I like it!

"Complicated" by Avril Lavigne.

Even worse: "Skater boy" by Avril Lavigne. The moral of the song is beyond fcked up. Skater boy wasn't good enough for the chick, but the chick ended up a housewife and the boy ended up a rock star, so that'll show her! Becoming a rock star proves you're a good person, and being a housewife is the WORST THING that could happen to you.

[blueerica]

I've got a cat, he's got some knees UHHUH!

Aww crap you guys! I have it in my head, so I will make you suffer, too!

[Janie]

Originally Posted by wendybeth

I just mojo'd ya for the PH reference, but when I hit caplock it sent it in, so you'll have a mojo comment that makes less sense than any of my usual's, if that's possible......

Eep! Thank you for correcting me on the rock group's name. It's Procol Harum

[CoasterMatt]

Angelica from the Rugrats version of "Bad Girls" - I'm this close to filing a grievance the next time they play that damned song within 100 yards of me at work!

[BarTopDancer]

Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

Oh, and I must point out that those cowboys are not gay (the billboard ones, at any rate ... I still have hope for the one zapppop posted and, if dreams come true, will be bringing home to play with us).

But the billboard cowpokes ... what makes anyone think they're gay? Especially since one shirtless cowboy is posed with a scantily clad female hanging over him like a lasso on a billboard in L.A.

Sorry, but unless some of the Long Beach billboards show said cowboys hand-in-hand, or locked-to-lip, or branding one another on the butt ... I have to assume that they are, in fact, straight cowboys.


So, ladies, are they less hot now?[/size]

Nope. They are still hot. Though as a disclaimer I should add that I love my southern boys. So I may be a bit bias. The KZLA cowboy was created to attract more women to their station. Country music is not known for their gay men demographic. There are straight women in Long Beach...

[AllyOops!]

We Built This City~ Starship
How on earth do you go from Jane to this piece of sh*t? ACK.

I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That) ~Meatloaf
What won't you do?? My ex boyfriend played this song for me while I restrained my urge to engage in gastrointestinal pyrotechnics. In other words, I wanted to luge. My ex boyfriend thought the one thing he wouldn't do was give his heart or something sappy like that. I embarrassed myself when he asked what my answer was. Honestly? I thought it was backdoor lovin'.

Lady In Red~ Chris De Burgh
UGGHHH.. lady in red..is dancing with me..CHEEK TO CHEEK! After Meatloaf (see above) my ex-boyfriend played this song in the same damn set. If I had the ability to go limp, I'm sure I would have.

[Not Afraid]

Originally Posted by BarTopDancer

Country music is not known for their gay men demographic.

HA! Known to them? We, they'd better pull off their blinders and see what's happening. I can't believe how many clients I have that listen only to country music. There is also a love of the wild west in general. Apparently, according to my clients, there is a HUGE country music movement within the gay community. I had no idea, but I do now.