WTF Stories of the Week

[Ghoulish Delight]

Mmmm, mmmm, diaper chorrizo

Customs inspectors scored the makings of a barbecue when a 21-year-old South Texas woman declared several soiled baby diapers at a U.S.-Mexico border crossing in McAllen.
Suspicious of the chunky diapers, inspectors with U.S. Customs and Border Protection at the international bridge in Hidalgo found several links of spicy pork sausage, or chorizo, inside.
The diapers had been folded to look soiled, according to a customs agency statement.
The Mission resident, who was not identified after the Friday night incident, was fined $300 and her chorizo was seized.

[Snowflake]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Mmmm, mmmm, diaper chorrizo

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Well, for goodness sake, can't you get chorizo in South Texas? Why on earth would you need to smuggle it in, it's not like chorizo is bacon.

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Mmmm, mmmm, diaper chorrizo

Too good to let not get quoted.

[Betty]

Originally Posted by Disneyphile

www.xtube.com

and

www.pornhub.com

Don't ask how I knew about those.

Don't forget Youporn.com

Although after awhile, it all seems to repeat. Or so I've been told.

[bewitched]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Mmmm, mmmm, diaper chorrizo

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That's just wrong.

[Morrigoon]

Newsweek article about Darfur

[CoasterMatt]

High School Musical 3: Sexual Education

SOUTH JORDAN — Some Utahns attending the weekend opening of Disney's biggest movie of the year were exposed to a little more than they were expecting.

Friday night, managers at the Megaplex Theatre at the District, 11400 South Bangerter Highway, switched one of the showings of "High School Musical 3: Senior Year" to a larger auditorium to accommodate more people. They forgot, however, to switch the movie that had previously been scheduled for the room.

So rather than the family-friendly, G-rated "High School Musical 3," the beginning of the very nonfamily-friendly R-rated "Sex Drive" came on the screen. The opening minutes of the movie include nudity.

[alphabassettgrrl]

Hahhahaha!!!! OOps.

[innerSpaceman]

I wonder how long it took them to realize it wasn't HSM3? I mean, why would this one be in theaters intead of cable if it wasn't going to be just a wee bit more risque??

[CoasterMatt]

My favorite quote from that article-

"I could not carry my little children out before they were exposed to extremely vulgar and sexually explicit material," one parent complained in an e-mail to the Deseret News.

I get the distinct image in my head of a scene from the movie "Tombstone", when the cowboys come riding at full gallup through the town, and a woman picks up her child and runs out of the way.