And now, not so deep thoughts

[Ghoulish Delight]

And while on the subject of Pop Tarts:

I seem to recall some Toaster Streudel commercials in which a kid, given pop tarts before going to school, quickly ditches them when out of Mom's sight in favor of a Toaster Streudel which he has smuggled, or procures from a friend or something. My question is...how the hell does that kid plan on toasting the thing? Unlike Pop Tarts, a raw toaster streudel is not a tasty treat.