The random political thoughts thread (Part Deux)

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Officials at McCarthy Elementary School in Framingham in the northeastern state, told local media that children have been ordered to invent a new no-contact version of the game for safety reasons.

Ordered to do the impossible. That should work out well.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Originally Posted by Motorboat Cruiser

Ordered to do the impossible. That should work out well.

Sweet, laser tag!

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by Motorboat Cruiser

Ordered to do the impossible. That should work out well.

How about this:

One child is selected to be "it". This player will be known as the principal. He or she will stuff their ears with cotton, blindfold themselves, and repeat over and over, "But you're safe now" in as loud a voice as possible.

All the other children will run in circles around "the principal" and shout out helpful suggestions such as "Exercise is good for you", and "we want to develop coordination".

If the "principal" actually hears any of these comments, then he or she loses the game and a new "principal" is selected.