Take a moment to be tender

[Capt Jack]

Chicken is so rich with potential.
It's ready to be elevated into tender sliced chicken breast.
It longs to be premium all-white meat chicken.
It wants to be crispy or grilled chicken breast that's laid across a honey wheat roll or an incredible hand-tossed salad.
Chicken doesn't want to be ordinary, it wants to be juicy, tender premium chicken.
That's why the best chicken, Tyson chicken, goes to McDonald's so that you can have a tender moment... with chicken.

while admittedly strange coming from a horridly non-vegan member of society, Im willing to bet that the chicken would really prefer...being alive