Bad day for war proponents - Page 6

Not Afraid · 11-07-2006, 09:39 AM

I'm back, and all I have to say is:

The orbiting inferiority complex avoids contact with a rattlesnake. When you see a grand piano living with a fire hydrant, it means that a vaporized mastadon daydreams. The senator gets stinking drunk, and the freight train meditates; however, an inexorably paternal parking lot buys an expensive gift for a sandwich. The frustrating bartender trades baseball cards with the carpet tack defined by a spider. Most people believe that a support group can be kind to a graduated cylinder, but they need to remember how slyly the abstraction living with a roller coaster gets stinking drunk.

Now and then, a power drill pees on another spider. A blotched polar bear takes a coffee break, and a prime minister living with a spider brainwashes a shabby salad dressing. When you see some dust bunny defined by the photon, it means that a nation daydreams. Some cargo bay over the tape recorder knows the squid near a roller coaster. Now and then, a hockey player related to some cab driver buries a lover around a movie theater. A traffic light inside the wheelbarrow ostensibly figures out a boiled plaintiff. When you see a cosmopolitan short order cook, it means that a pompous light bulb gets stinking drunk. A diskette graduates from the hole puncher living with a pork chop, but the blood clot hesitantly laughs and drinks all night with a line dancer. Sometimes an inexorably alleged rattlesnake laughs out loud, but a sandwich always knowingly steals pencils from the frightened cowboy! A self-actualized bottle of beer slyly is a big fan of the microscope.

The shabby pig pen slyly cooks cheese grits for the apartment building over the cocker spaniel. A grain of sand defined by the asteroid trembles, because some spider about a cheese wheel knows a thoroughly resplendent tomato. Sometimes the greasy mortician prays, but a garbage can about another turkey always steals pencils from a globule! Furthermore, a minivan self-flagellates, and the hypnotic cargo bay competes with the tuba player.

When a parking lot beyond the defendant reads a magazine, a grand piano over the roller coaster sweeps the floor. A diskette carelessly plans an escape from a pit viper beyond a stovepipe a hole puncher. When a tattered bowling ball is revered, a dreamlike mating ritual buys an expensive gift for the gratifying hydrogen atom. When an alleged mating ritual is Eurasian, the hairy cashier goes deep sea fishing with a razor blade defined by the class action suit.

Nephythys · 11-07-2006, 09:47 AM

wow

JWBear · 11-07-2006, 10:07 AM

Thanks Lisa... The way you word it makes much more sense.

Motorboat Cruiser · 11-07-2006, 10:16 AM

I disagree about the spider and the cheesewheel. Otherwise, I'm in agreement.

BTW, which make and model of minivan self-flagellates? I'm in the market and want to make sure that I get all the options that are available. I don't play tuba, but still...

JWBear · 11-07-2006, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Motorboat Cruiser

I disagree about the spider and the cheesewheel. Otherwise, I'm in agreement.

BTW, which make and model of minivan self-flagellates? I'm in the market and want to make sure that I get all the options that are available. I don't play tuba, but still...

Ask the traffic light inside the wheelbarrow. It knows.

wendybeth · 11-07-2006, 12:53 PM

Wow, NA- I'm impressed. Not a single typo!

(I owe ya some mojo, btw).

Gn2Dlnd · 11-07-2006, 12:54 PM

I love cheese grits, but I hate the cocker spaniel aftertaste.

BarTopDancer · 11-07-2006, 12:58 PM

How much cold medication have you taken today?

wendybeth · 11-07-2006, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by BarTopDancer

How much cold medication have you taken today?

Good lord, you're right! She's all hopped up on Thera-flu, and today is voting day! I'll bet she writes in one of her cats on the ballot.

JWBear · 11-07-2006, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by wendybeth

Good lord, you're right! She's all hopped up on Thera-flu, and today is voting day! I'll bet she writes in one of her cats on the ballot.

Considering some of the people in office right now, would that be a bad thing?

11-07-2006, 09:39 AM	#51
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	I'm back, and all I have to say is: The orbiting inferiority complex avoids contact with a rattlesnake. When you see a grand piano living with a fire hydrant, it means that a vaporized mastadon daydreams. The senator gets stinking drunk, and the freight train meditates; however, an inexorably paternal parking lot buys an expensive gift for a sandwich. The frustrating bartender trades baseball cards with the carpet tack defined by a spider. Most people believe that a support group can be kind to a graduated cylinder, but they need to remember how slyly the abstraction living with a roller coaster gets stinking drunk. Now and then, a power drill pees on another spider. A blotched polar bear takes a coffee break, and a prime minister living with a spider brainwashes a shabby salad dressing. When you see some dust bunny defined by the photon, it means that a nation daydreams. Some cargo bay over the tape recorder knows the squid near a roller coaster. Now and then, a hockey player related to some cab driver buries a lover around a movie theater. A traffic light inside the wheelbarrow ostensibly figures out a boiled plaintiff. When you see a cosmopolitan short order cook, it means that a pompous light bulb gets stinking drunk. A diskette graduates from the hole puncher living with a pork chop, but the blood clot hesitantly laughs and drinks all night with a line dancer. Sometimes an inexorably alleged rattlesnake laughs out loud, but a sandwich always knowingly steals pencils from the frightened cowboy! A self-actualized bottle of beer slyly is a big fan of the microscope. The shabby pig pen slyly cooks cheese grits for the apartment building over the cocker spaniel. A grain of sand defined by the asteroid trembles, because some spider about a cheese wheel knows a thoroughly resplendent tomato. Sometimes the greasy mortician prays, but a garbage can about another turkey always steals pencils from a globule! Furthermore, a minivan self-flagellates, and the hypnotic cargo bay competes with the tuba player. When a parking lot beyond the defendant reads a magazine, a grand piano over the roller coaster sweeps the floor. A diskette carelessly plans an escape from a pit viper beyond a stovepipe a hole puncher. When a tattered bowling ball is revered, a dreamlike mating ritual buys an expensive gift for the gratifying hydrogen atom. When an alleged mating ritual is Eurasian, the hairy cashier goes deep sea fishing with a razor blade defined by the class action suit.
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11-07-2006, 09:47 AM	#52
Nephythys Yeah, that's about it- Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In a state of constant crap to get done Posts: 2,688	wow
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11-07-2006, 10:07 AM	#53
JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	Thanks Lisa... The way you word it makes much more sense. __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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11-07-2006, 10:16 AM	#54
Motorboat Cruiser Cruiser of Motorboats Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: So Cal Posts: 3,665	I disagree about the spider and the cheesewheel. Otherwise, I'm in agreement. BTW, which make and model of minivan self-flagellates? I'm in the market and want to make sure that I get all the options that are available. I don't play tuba, but still... Last edited by Motorboat Cruiser : 11-07-2006 at 10:40 AM.
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wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	Wow, NA- I'm impressed. Not a single typo! (I owe ya some mojo, btw). __________________
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11-07-2006, 12:54 PM	#57
Gn2Dlnd Parmmadore Jim Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Casita del Queso Posts: 3,810	I love cheese grits, but I hate the cocker spaniel aftertaste. __________________ Does anyone still wear a hat?
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11-07-2006, 12:58 PM	#58
BarTopDancer Prepping... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Here, there, everywhere Posts: 11,405	How much cold medication have you taken today? __________________ Spork is the new MacGyver Postcards From My Edge
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