Can we talk about porn?

[Capt Jack]

Originally Posted by tracilicious

testicles are really funny.

I like drawing little faces on mine for just that reason.

Originally Posted by tracilicious

I also don't care about 18 yr old boobs.

Im usually only amused by those when theyre attached to 100+ year old women (ok, maybe not 100, but some of the porn "actresses" surely look at least that weather-beaten)

as the old joke says, its like hanging a chandelier in a haunted house.

[Prudence]

So Oxygen shows some Canadian chick porn on some show called "Bliss". It usually on Sunday nights/Monday mornings around here. (After "Talk Sex"). Has anyone besides me seen this? It seems completely geared toward women. It's teevee, so nothing too explicit, but it's most about the set-up/plot anyhow.

[Strangler Lewis]

Aah, it's a bore.

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

Here's some porn...watch that "leg" Superman!!

[€uroMeinke]

Originally Posted by tracilicious

But, yeah, I'd rather just have sex.

You know, I'd bet most men would answer the same way, but I think the reason porn exists is to satisfy the urges of those, for whatever reasons, aren't having sex right now. I doubt very much (though I'm sure the subculture exists) that people currently masturbating to porn are doing so, because they'd rather not have sex with another person at the moment.

I also have a hunch, that being away on a business trip right now, Lisa would much prefer to have me to viewing some porn instead of picking up hookers (not that I'm doing either since I'm instead posting on LoT - the next best thing to porn).

[innerSpaceman]

Originally Posted by Strangler Lewis

Aah, it's a bore.

Um, watches Oxygen, likes show tunes .... hmmmm.




anything you'd care to tell us, Strangler??




.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

Um, watches Oxygen, likes show tunes .... hmmmm.




anything you'd care to tell us, Strangler??

I'm beginning to think iSm is seriously turned on by Strangler's avatar.

Originally Posted by traci

I also don't care about 18 yr old boobs.

See, I like smaller boobs, since I got 'em. I'd say I enjoy porn more if the chicks involved resemble my figure.

Now that I think about it - porn is much more equal opportunity than you'd think. There's porn for every taste. While you could complain that movies always feature young skinny people, there's porn including overweight and older people. In fact, you name your body shape, there's porn for it out there.

[tracilicious]

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

You know, I'd bet most men would answer the same way, but I think the reason porn exists is to satisfy the urges of those, for whatever reasons, aren't having sex right now. I doubt very much (though I'm sure the subculture exists) that people currently masturbating to porn are doing so, because they'd rather not have sex with another person at the moment.

I also have a hunch, that being away on a business trip right now, Lisa would much prefer to have me to viewing some porn instead of picking up hookers (not that I'm doing either since I'm instead posting on LoT - the next best thing to porn).

Hee hee. I'm not knocking porn. Just personally, I can have sex, so I don't really have any desire for porn. I've never really been in the position of not being able to have sex, so I guess I can't say what I would do in that instance. But some people find porn to be a nice compliment to an active sex life, and that's cool for them, but it just doesn't do it for me. Maybe I've just seen the wrong porn?

Originally Posted by CP

See, I like smaller boobs, since I got 'em. I'd say I enjoy porn more if the chicks involved resemble my figure.

I would think that by 18 boobs are pretty well developed. It isn't small boobs that I don't like. I'm just neutral on boobs in general. Then, I see lots of boobs all the time so I guess I just don't care. It's more the youth that annoys me. If I'm going to watch porn I'd rather watch a grown up woman instead of a young girl.

Really, my apathy for porn probably has something to do with the fact that the relatively minimal amount of porn I've watched has been crappy. There's such a huge gamut of porn out there that I'm sure there is probably some that I would at least find entertaining. Maybe we should have a porn meet next time I'm in town.

It's funny that this thread seems like the cleanest one we've had in a while and it's about porn.

[Not Afraid]

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

I also have a hunch, that being away on a business trip right now, Lisa would much prefer to have me to viewing some porn instead of picking up hookers (not that I'm doing either since I'm instead posting on LoT - the next best thing to porn).

There's always phone sex.

[Prudence]

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

I doubt very much (though I'm sure the subculture exists) that people currently masturbating to porn are doing so, because they'd rather not have sex with another person at the moment.

That would be my most recent ex before BT. In his opinion, solo was the vastly superior experience.