Soooo....

[Not Afraid]

Originally Posted by Nephythys

so- Brit is going to be investigated by Child Services and Linds is getting help from Al Gore to take on the gossips?

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These chicks have lost it.

I hate to break it to Ms Lohan, but in addition to JOINING AA you have to stop drinking.

[Nephythys]

Holy

Subject: The way of the future-Howard Hughes once said. I am willing to release a politically/morally correct, fully adequite letter to the press if any of you are willing to help. Simply to state my oppinions on how our society should be educated on for the better of our country. Our people. Also because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see. People are just mean. I am going to proceed with putting LR to court if need be for what she's done to me. Its my life. I want to live it. People cannot lie and think that it is okay to continue on having done so. Simply because they will do it again to someone else, and that is not alright with me. I have had many ups and downs, as do we all.

But to make false accusations to one girl is unjust in my oppinion. Having said this, I am willing to do anything I need to get my life the way it should be and the way I work for it to be.. And have thus far in my career. Let's sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. Defamation of character. Amongst other illegal accusations, I will repeat this over and over to make my point. I am not fully aware of what these, again, accusations are, but I am fully and eagerly prepared to learn them. Have harvey and all lawyers help me please. If he is willing. Al Gore will help me he came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me. If he is willing to help me, let's find out. Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan metroplis, and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK. I'd really like to fix things and refuse to stop on any account for these unintelligent, vulgar people who like to hurt other people. Not just me, but everyone. I'm willing to hold a press conference and I will do anything necessary to do so. In putting an end to 'these people' trying to put an end to me and belittle me as well as try to be the demise of me after all I've gone through and done at such a young and tender age in a womans life. Its enough already, I've had enough and I am going to be the one to make a change. For all of my fellow actors, friends, people I admire and for those I've lost in the recent days, years, months. I do believe the focus in the world has misplaced and directed in the wrong directions and I am willing to be the one to help change that and use my celebrity status to move the focalpoint /(s) of the press to the real issues that we have going on as we speak. Anyone that is willing to help and has a family member or friend, even co-worker that is in a position to be involved in any way, shape or form, please contact me, Jenni Muro, Leslie Sloane, Michael Heller, Jason Sloane, Jason Weinberg as soon as you can or are willing. Just ask them, it doesn't hurt to ask. So let's start now, rather than waste time. Do you agree? Because I'm doing it either way. The way of the future. Thank you for your time. Your Entertainer, Lindsay Lohan Sent wirelessly via BlackBerry from T-Mobile.

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but I don't think Gore is so inclined-

Former Veep Al Gore seems to take issue with reports that he'll help Lindsay Lohan fight the media and clean up her image. The New York Post reported Lohan's proclamation, "Al Gore will help me. He came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me."

According to Page Six, Lohan sent an e-mail to her friends and lawyers after a GQ magazine party, claiming Gore would come to her aid. TMZ contacted Gore's P.R. rep today who said, "I can confirm for you that Mr. Gore has only met Ms. Lohan once, very briefly, at the GQ Men of the Year dinner last week. There were hundreds of other guests." Not exactly what La Lohan told her buds. Slate printed what they say is a copy of the email.

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Good lord-

[Prudence]

If you are so inclined, the gals behind the Fugly website have kindly graded Ms. Lohan's essay.

[BarTopDancer]

so... my wireless connection has decided that it is no longer going to work. Perhaps it's Shiny's way of telling me to do something productive. Too bad for it I have my desktop and am now intent on fixing said connection (or lack-there-of).

Modem works, router works. Something is up on Shiny's end.

[tracilicious]

Who knows if that email is even real though. As a matter of fact, who cares?

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by Prudence

If you are so inclined, the gals behind the Fugly website have kindly graded Ms. Lohan's essay.

That was chuckle-worthy

[Ghoulish Delight]

So for the most part I'm very lucky that my company is, in general, very un-Dilbertlike in nature. It's got it's elements, but as corporate environments go, it's quite sane and pleasant.

However, Dogbert, evil human resources director, strikes home.

Latest example. As I've mentioned before, every Friday, our department provides bagels. Of course, we need to cut these bagels. Up until last week, there was always a nice big sharp knife or two to accomplish that feat. But last week it was missing, and it's still missing this week. While mutilating today's bagel with a standard table knife, I mentioned that it was still missing. A coworker explained that our HR head has decided that it's too much of a liability and has forbidden there to be such a sharp knife provided.



And yes, she's given that much micro-management power at this company because she's been here forever. Everyone complains about her, that she's difficult to get along with and that she has too much control, but she remains in charge.

And here's the real kicker. These bagels are paid for out of the engineering department's budget and are supposed to be for the engineers. There are always more than enough to go around, so it's not a big deal if a couple people from outside the department have one. But in recent weeks, I've been noticing that every time I go out there, I see more people from HR, finance, etc. than engineers there. Seems word has spread. And I BET that's why the HR director has suddenly (after, oh, 5 years of having a knife without an issue) taken an interest in "our safety". Bah.

[lashbear]

find out who supplies the bagels and get the company to buy pre-sliced ones instead.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Originally Posted by lashbear

find out who supplies the bagels and get the company to buy pre-sliced ones instead.

I've got my own knife that I keep at my desk.

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

So for the most part I'm very lucky that my company is, in general, very un-Dilbertlike in nature. It's got it's elements, but as corporate environments go, it's quite sane and pleasant.

However, Dogbert, evil human resources director, strikes home.

Latest example. As I've mentioned before, every Friday, our department provides bagels. Of course, we need to cut these bagels. Up until last week, there was always a nice big sharp knife or two to accomplish that feat. But last week it was missing, and it's still missing this week. While mutilating today's bagel with a standard table knife, I mentioned that it was still missing. A coworker explained that our HR head has decided that it's too much of a liability and has forbidden there to be such a sharp knife provided.
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Someone needs to make an addition to GD's hanukkah list