I'm a freak- this is news?

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Almost Perfect- INFP
46% Extraversion, 53% Intuition, 33% Thinking, 40% Judging

Well, at least I'm in good company.

[flippyshark]

I get a different Myers-Briggs result every time I take it. Whee! Pointless!

[Alex]

The problem is, once you've taken it once you can pretty much get whatever answer you want after that.

In library school there was a class (collection development) where the adjunt professor* teaching it was a huge proponent of Myers-Briggs as a management tool. She'd give the test on the first day and then break the class into teams based on the results. I (and a lot of fellow students) thought this was stupid so we all decided before hand what result we'd get and she wasn't happy when 70% of the class had the same unlikely combination.



*This turned out to be my only bad teacher in grad school. I once got an A on a paper I could absolutely prove she'd never read.

[LSPoorEeyorick]

I've been an ENFP since I first took it at 13 (and I haven't "swung" it.) Lot of NFPs here... no wonder we all get along! I'm sure that the writer of this test is just being snarky, but I am not generally insincere and I *definitely* don't have a problem with commitment.

My score on The Brutally Honest Personality Test:

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Scumbag- ENFP
(60% Extraversion, 53% Intuition, 13% Thinking, 33% Judging)

I have a feeling you're not going to like this much. Do I care? No.
How do I know? It's because you hate criticism. You love to be loved and you'll do anything to be accepted.

Unfortunately for you, I can see right through your insincere compliments and over-the-top greetings. No matter what you do, I'll always hate you for what you are. An arrogant, unstable, overly enthusiastic scumbag.

I bet you're pretty proud of your accomplishments, huh? You seem to achieve at whatever you put your little mind too. Trust me. Nobody likes the person who is good at everything. NOBODY LIKES YOU.

This might also have something to do with the fact that you're a cheating machine. You're just not the type of person to make long-term commitments. You enjoy seeing "what could be", rather than being satisfied with "what is." This, of course, means you often leave others in the dust while you seek out another lover.

Well, at least you're not the one left in the dust.

Unfortunately, when you're the one lying in the gutter with a bloody knife in your back, you might think differently.

Tom is an INTJ, with close borderline so possibly an INFJ.

[€uroMeinke]

Of course, people seldom do the full blown Meyers-Briggs, though it's pretty easy to sort yourself into the appropriate buckets. Over time I've moved from a T to a F, so I tend to straddle that one, but I'm always way in the N.

I think it can be a good tool in helping to understand how the world can be approached differently, but like all things you have to recognize it's limitations. It won't solve underlying problems, using it to segregate people is also a recipe for disaster.

[Capt Jack]

omg! I’m....so.....shocked!!!!

Prick- ENTP
60% Extraversion, 53% Intuition, 60% Thinking, 33% Judging
People love to hate you, because you love to argue. The strange thing is you probably took that as a compliment. Why, I bet you've already got a witty comeback all lined up ready to throw right back at me.
What you don't realise is that your inane obsession with debating pisses everyone off. Whatever happened to us all trying to get alone? I mean, you're so annoying people disagree with you for the damn sake of it! NOBODY cares about your abundant opinions. Trust me.

Believe it or not, but there's more to life than your expansive knowledge and sharp repertoire. When was the last time you showered? Brushed your teeth?

While you're up in Nevernever land, getting excited over future possibilities and your crazy theories, WE have to put up with your awful stench. I can smell you from here.

Your personality is ideal for that of a future lawyer and because everyone already hates you, you have nothing to lose.

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ok I can’t resist. I have to respond to this....this....test

People love to hate you, because you love to argue.
Says you...and its not that I argue, its taking an opposite side to a discussion. Big diff you twit.

The strange thing is you probably took that as a compliment.
um...well...yeah. I did...what’s your point?

Why, I bet you've already got a witty comeback all lined up ready to throw right back at me.
kiss my shiny metal butt, wanker! I don’t care enough to be 'witty' for you

What you don't realise is that your inane obsession with debating pisses everyone off. Whatever happened to us all trying to get alone?
get alone? at least I spell check my sh!t, dumba$$

I mean, you're so annoying people disagree with you for the damn sake of it!
then its a good thing I’m prepared, isn’t it?

NOBODY cares about your abundant opinions. Trust me.
ok, that hurt...not that they don’t care but that you would assume I would trust you in any fashion.

Believe it or not, but there's more to life than your expansive knowledge and sharp repertoire. When was the last time you showered? Brushed your teeth?
anything you smell is undoubtedly your upper lip.


While you're up in Nevernever land, getting excited over future possibilities and your crazy theories, WE have to put up with your awful stench. I can smell you from here.
once again, if you a)washed your face and/or b) take that smelly finger out of your nose, you'd have a lot fewer issues with my B.O. and start realizing that its far more local than that.

Your personality is ideal for that of a future lawyer and because everyone already hates you, you have nothing to lose.

touche'...asshat.

[Snowflake]

Loner - ISFP
26% Extraversion, 33% Intuition, 33% Thinking, 46% Judging
Ahh...the sweet serenity. The utter perfection of all creation. The wondrous beauty of nature. The sweet sparrow singing along in the great orchestra we call life...
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? You're the type of person people always love to mock because they don't believe there's anyone ACTUALLY like you.

Do realise that you ostracise people with your behaviour or is it all subconscious? You're so quiet and reserved it's almost impossible to get to know you well, and when someone finally does, all you want to talk about is grace and beauty and harmony!

Ugh. Sure, you "genuinely care for others" and all that rubbish, but when it boils right down to the basics you take life far too seriously.

Throughout the entire test, I bet you were searching for "further clarification and hidden meaning" so that you might improve your pitiful life. And woe and behold if it betrayed your intense values system!

You need to STOP smelling the daisies. Believe it or not, logic does have a place in this world...imbecile.

[Nephythys]

Originally Posted by LSPoorEeyorick

I've been an ENFP since I first took it at 13 (and I haven't "swung" it.) Lot of NFPs here... no wonder we all get along! I'm sure that the writer of this test is just being snarky, but I am not generally insincere and I *definitely* don't have a problem with commitment.



Tom is an INTJ, with close borderline so possibly an INFJ.

I don't know what swung this one for me- I am an ENFP when taking the "serious" test.

hmm- lessee-have it here.....yup ENFP. Can't puzzle out the percentages anymore- been ages since I read this chart.

Ah well-never been called psychic, but I am emotional.