Take that, bees!

SacTown Chronic · 12-31-2006, 09:53 AM

Once while playing baseball in the park with my dad and two of my brothers, I hit a long foul ball into a group of trees. My brother, Paul, had sprinted over to the trees in an attempt to catch the ball. The next thing we know, Paul is hauling ass away from the trees and running towards us. Then we see it....the biggest, angriest swarm of bees you could imagine.

(That fly ball, it was a one in a million shot, Doc!)

Then my dad, always thinking one step ahead, yells, "Don't run towards us, dumbass!"

RStar · 12-31-2006, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

Then my dad, always thinking one step ahead, yells, "Don't run towards us, dumbass!"

Emergancy bill for 136 bee stings: $345

Dad's quote: Priceless!

Cadaverous Pallor · 12-31-2006, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

Once while playing baseball in the park with my dad and two of my brothers, I hit a long foul ball into a group of trees. My brother, Paul, had sprinted over to the trees in an attempt to catch the ball. The next thing we know, Paul is hauling ass away from the trees and running towards us. Then we see it....the biggest, angriest swarm of bees you could imagine.

(That fly ball, it was a one in a million shot, Doc!)

Then my dad, always thinking one step ahead, yells, "Don't run towards us, dumbass!"

I must know the end to this story! Was Paul able to escape the bees?

RStar · 12-31-2006, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

I must know the end to this story! Was Paul able to escape the bees?

Yes, do tell!

SacTown Chronic · 01-02-2007, 08:32 AM

As I recall, Paul ran around the park until the bees tired of chasing him and returned to the remains of their hive. No stings.

Cadaverous Pallor · 01-02-2007, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

As I recall, Paul ran around the park until the bees tired of chasing him and returned to the remains of their hive. No stings.

Aww, I was hoping for a spectacular dive into a park lake or something.

12-31-2006, 09:53 AM	#1
SacTown Chronic the myth of the dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,217	Once while playing baseball in the park with my dad and two of my brothers, I hit a long foul ball into a group of trees. My brother, Paul, had sprinted over to the trees in an attempt to catch the ball. The next thing we know, Paul is hauling ass away from the trees and running towards us. Then we see it....the biggest, angriest swarm of bees you could imagine. (That fly ball, it was a one in a million shot, Doc!) Then my dad, always thinking one step ahead, yells, "Don't run towards us, dumbass!"
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01-02-2007, 08:32 AM	#5
SacTown Chronic the myth of the dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,217	As I recall, Paul ran around the park until the bees tired of chasing him and returned to the remains of their hive. No stings.
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