Swanky skincare...

AllyOops! · 02-18-2005, 01:05 AM

Oh, dsnylndmom!! I'm dying! And Not Afraid, you deserved that mojo bigtime! You had me on the FLOOR!! You made my night! LMAO!!

Now I'm feeling so guilty!

My biggest weakness is anything that promises me healthy looking & clear skin! Maybe I'm the skincare industry's biggest tool. A sucker swathed in Creme la Mer, or Ariel joy juice (ACK). I'm always afraid people will think I'm insane (which I am, but I'd rather be thought so for non-monetary reasons.)

Anyhoo, I hear you ladies on the subject of problem skin. I have oily, greasy, dry, combination, sensitive break-outty skin. And I've found these following products I use work best for blemishes!

Damn those Breakouts!
*Mario Badescu Drying Lotion~ I slip into bed with a face covered in pink polka dots. But By George, it works!
*Mario Badescu Drying Cream~ It camoflauges & heals! Good stuff!
*Mario Badescu Buffering Lotion~ For those blemishes that resemble the Matterhorn. If the Matterhorn was beet red & unsightly. YUCK. Thank you, menses, for giving me the Matterhorn Jr. on my chin. And cheek.

*Kiehl's Blue Herbal Spot Treatment~ It's clear & comes in a purse-friendly tube!

A fantastic cleanser is Fresh's Umbrian Clay! A little pricey, but I use it as a spot treatment, mask & cleanser, so I totally get my $'s worth! The multi tasking treatment.

And for wrinkles? I can't live without Freeze 24/7! This, too, is a bit steep at $100 an ounce, but WORTH EVERY CENT. It freezes my wrinkles & crinkles. Abracabotox! Brilliant!

Damn! I'm letting spending secrets out again.

Please forgive me. I promise I'll share.

And my skin's best friend is Neutrogena. The best stuff can be found in the Drugstore. Neutrogena's Light Night Cream is just as necessary to a good night's sleep as my pillow.

02-18-2005, 01:05 AM	#21
AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	Oh, dsnylndmom!! I'm dying! And Not Afraid, you deserved that mojo bigtime! You had me on the FLOOR!! You made my night! LMAO!! Now I'm feeling so guilty! My biggest weakness is anything that promises me healthy looking & clear skin! Maybe I'm the skincare industry's biggest tool. A sucker swathed in Creme la Mer, or Ariel joy juice (ACK). I'm always afraid people will think I'm insane (which I am, but I'd rather be thought so for non-monetary reasons.) Anyhoo, I hear you ladies on the subject of problem skin. I have oily, greasy, dry, combination, sensitive break-outty skin. And I've found these following products I use work best for blemishes! Damn those Breakouts! *Mario Badescu Drying Lotion~ I slip into bed with a face covered in pink polka dots. But By George, it works! *Mario Badescu Drying Cream~ It camoflauges & heals! Good stuff! *Mario Badescu Buffering Lotion~ For those blemishes that resemble the Matterhorn. If the Matterhorn was beet red & unsightly. YUCK. Thank you, menses, for giving me the Matterhorn Jr. on my chin. And cheek. *Kiehl's Blue Herbal Spot Treatment~ It's clear & comes in a purse-friendly tube! A fantastic cleanser is Fresh's Umbrian Clay! A little pricey, but I use it as a spot treatment, mask & cleanser, so I totally get my $'s worth! The multi tasking treatment. And for wrinkles? I can't live without Freeze 24/7! This, too, is a bit steep at $100 an ounce, but WORTH EVERY CENT. It freezes my wrinkles & crinkles. Abracabotox! Brilliant! Damn! I'm letting spending secrets out again. Please forgive me. I promise I'll share. And my skin's best friend is Neutrogena. The best stuff can be found in the Drugstore. Neutrogena's Light Night Cream is just as necessary to a good night's sleep as my pillow.
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