Jury Duty - Page 4

Dexter · 01-09-2007, 07:25 PM

Disneyphile, I'm very sorry to hear of the predicament, I can appreciate the situation because I know that even though I have a letter, I can still be ordered in.

GC, I read this:

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Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

Could you imagine repressing the call of the snow goose in a court room? It's so quiet in there, even a held back fart could be heard.

and literally fell out of my chair laughing.

Gemini Cricket · 01-09-2007, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Dexter

...and literally fell out of my chair laughing.

<------ My rascal smile.

wendybeth · 01-09-2007, 09:33 PM

GC has the very best fart euphemisms around, bar none.

€uroMeinke · 01-09-2007, 06:16 PM

I've been thanked and excused after explaining that I didn't believe objectivity was possible, that I could only render my subjective opinion (hey if objectivity were possible they wouldn't need 12 people to come to agreement about it). I have also disclaimed that I could follow the law, rules, and instructions so long as they were just laws, rules, and instructions. Stating I didn't believe in the death penalty also worked for one case.

Kevy Baby · 01-09-2007, 11:57 PM

Susan was able to be excuse from a high profile case fairly easily. Played up her Pagan angle, made sure to show her tat prominently, and asked the lawyrs to repeat EVERY question they asked: lawyers hate that.

GusGus · 01-11-2007, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

Susan was able to be excuse from a high profile case fairly easily. Played up her Pagan angle, made sure to show her tat prominently, and asked the lawyrs to repeat EVERY question they asked: lawyers hate that.

I made sure to mention the word "coven" several times!!!

they thought I was the biggest freak they'd ever seen.

and I'm ok with that

€uroMeinke · 01-11-2007, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by GusGus

I made sure to mention the word "coven" several times!!!

But did you pronounce it "cuhven" or "Coh-ven"

GusGus · 01-11-2007, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

But did you pronounce it "cuhven" or "Coh-ven"

I don't recall the answer to that question.

RStar · 01-12-2007, 02:01 PM

If you went in dress like, and talking like, Larry the Cable Guy and burst out with "Git 'er done!" once in a while I bet you'd never have to serve.

But then again, you could be just the type of idiot their looking for. You never know.....

Gemini Cricket · 01-09-2007, 11:58 PM

I thought lawyers liked to hear themselves talk.

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Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	Susan was able to be excuse from a high profile case fairly easily. Played up her Pagan angle, made sure to show her tat prominently, and asked the lawyrs to repeat EVERY question they asked: lawyers hate that. __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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RStar Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Me & Manyard hangin out! Posts: 5,433	If you went in dress like, and talking like, Larry the Cable Guy and burst out with "Git 'er done!" once in a while I bet you'd never have to serve. But then again, you could be just the type of idiot their looking for. You never know..... __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup! www.StarTownGifts.com
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Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	I thought lawyers liked to hear themselves talk.
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