Jury Duty - Page 4

Dexter · 01-09-2007, 07:25 PM

Disneyphile, I'm very sorry to hear of the predicament, I can appreciate the situation because I know that even though I have a letter, I can still be ordered in.

GC, I read this:

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Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

Could you imagine repressing the call of the snow goose in a court room? It's so quiet in there, even a held back fart could be heard.

and literally fell out of my chair laughing.

Gemini Cricket · 01-09-2007, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Dexter

...and literally fell out of my chair laughing.

<------ My rascal smile.

wendybeth · 01-09-2007, 09:33 PM

GC has the very best fart euphemisms around, bar none.

Kevy Baby · 01-09-2007, 11:57 PM

Susan was able to be excuse from a high profile case fairly easily. Played up her Pagan angle, made sure to show her tat prominently, and asked the lawyrs to repeat EVERY question they asked: lawyers hate that.

Gemini Cricket · 01-09-2007, 11:58 PM

I thought lawyers liked to hear themselves talk.

lizziebith · 01-10-2007, 12:10 AM

I've been called almost every year of my adult life, have always wanted to serve, and have always had jobs that fully covered it. But I've never been picked. I don't get it! Does the eagerness show?

RStar · 01-10-2007, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by lizziebith

I've been called almost every year of my adult life, have always wanted to serve, and have always had jobs that fully covered it. But I've never been picked. I don't get it! Does the eagerness show?

No, but they have seen your dancing chipmunk in your sig line.

Kevy Baby · 01-10-2007, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by RStar

No, but they have seen your dancing chipmunk in your sig line.

I believe that is a Wookie, not a chipmunk.

RStar · 01-10-2007, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by DreadPirateRoberts

I think you've discovered GC's rap name, "notorious gassiness"

No, you're thinking of "Gaseous Eruptions", who is someone completely different.

lizziebith · 01-10-2007, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by RStar

No, but they have seen your dancing chipmunk in your sig line.

It's a wookiee dammit! A wookiee (with two es!)! You know: Chewbacca, Chewie, Walking Carpet. Sheesh.

You think maybe it's that?

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Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	Susan was able to be excuse from a high profile case fairly easily. Played up her Pagan angle, made sure to show her tat prominently, and asked the lawyrs to repeat EVERY question they asked: lawyers hate that. __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	I thought lawyers liked to hear themselves talk.
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01-10-2007, 12:10 AM	#36
lizziebith Wishing these titles could be longe Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Pearblossom CA Posts: 984	I've been called almost every year of my adult life, have always wanted to serve, and have always had jobs that fully covered it. But I've never been picked. I don't get it! Does the eagerness show? __________________ $ DO \|\| !$ DO ; TRY TRY: COMMAND NOT FOUND
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