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Chowder Head
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Not much to add that hasn't already been said.
I had a friend who was doing some hiring for a fairly unique position that required a lot of "outside the box" thinking. The person who got the job was the person who had their name, address, etc. at the top and a simple line at the bottom to the effect of "I can and will excel at the XYZ position." It wasn't just the resume that got the person the job, but it certainly got my friends attention. The person brought in a "real" resume to the interview. Not for everyone (and it certainly wouldn't work in traditional applications), but it very much caught the attention of my friend. This is the same friend whose title on her cards is "Director of Operational Chaos and Panic". I love her!
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Not Tref
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My worst resume mistake was printing it on a tortilla.
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Chowder Head
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It might not have been that bad. Was it flour or corn?
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I always heard that resumes should only be one page long so I was amazed when I had to read resumes and none of them were just a page long. I was also annoyed. I wanted to trash everything that was more than one page but that would have been all of them.
It's also amazing to see all the typos and spelling mistakes. If you're applying for an accounting position being careful and accurate is sort of, uh, important. Then HR started e-mailing resumes to us so you had to open the e-mail and print it out before you could see that the applicant was in India so you probably wouldn't be calling them in for an interview. I'm so glad I don't have to deal with that any more. And I hope I never have to update my own resume. ![]()
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