Dreams

blueerica · 02-24-2005, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Claire

I haven't had any interesting dreams lately...nothing fun or entertaining or sexy.

Maybe you will after that gay-o-meter test!

Yes, now I'm chasing you!

Claire · 02-24-2005, 01:40 AM

Fast forward to tomorrow morning:

Dear Diary,

Last night I had the strangest dream. This girl.....I'll call her Erica....brought me flowers. She had a martini in one hand and insisted we go back to her house near the airport to play doctor. She was wearing leather pants and announced as soon as I got into her well-oiled car (no Oil Can Henry service sticker for Erica) that she had recently shaved her pubic hair so that I could see her tattoo. As we walked up to her house, a women came out of the bushes and they got into a physical fight right there in public. Then the three of us made out and got our heads shaved while we watched lesbian porn.

Claire

blueerica · 02-24-2005, 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claire

Fast forward to tomorrow morning:

Dear Diary,

Last night I had the strangest dream. This girl.....I'll call her Erica....brought me flowers. She had a martini in one hand and insisted we go back to her house near the airport to play doctor. She was wearing leather pants and announced as soon as I got into her well-oiled car (no Oil Can Henry service sticker for Erica) that she had recently shaved her pubic hair so that I could see her tattoo. As we walked up to her house, a women came out of the bushes and they got into a physical fight right there in public. Then the three of us made out and got our heads shaved while we watched lesbian porn.

Claire

HAHAHA!!

OK, you've made my night, Claire!! Teeheehee....

Anyhow, I'm starting to fade fast..

Thanks for being my chase tonight...

-erica

02-24-2005, 01:40 AM	#2
Claire Shagilicious Disneyland!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Fulfilling my destiny..... Posts: 740	Fast forward to tomorrow morning: Dear Diary, Last night I had the strangest dream. This girl.....I'll call her Erica....brought me flowers. She had a martini in one hand and insisted we go back to her house near the airport to play doctor. She was wearing leather pants and announced as soon as I got into her well-oiled car (no Oil Can Henry service sticker for Erica) that she had recently shaved her pubic hair so that I could see her tattoo. As we walked up to her house, a women came out of the bushes and they got into a physical fight right there in public. Then the three of us made out and got our heads shaved while we watched lesbian porn. Claire __________________ Miles: It tastes like the back of a fing L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bull**. Fin' Raid. Jack: Tastes pretty good to me.
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