Easter Candy is Evil

[blueerica]

My Easter Candy Rules:

Robin Eggs are the candy of the gods.

M&Ms, especially peanut (sorry iSm) are good any time of year, regardless of pastel coloring, so I generally abstain.

Jelly Bellys are good, except buttered popcorn. And I don't care so much for the caramel popcorn flavor either. Oh, and I don't dig on cherry. And I don't like cinnamon as much, though it's okay when in conjunction with apple. The best flavor is truly pear. But they're the same all year, thus, they are not Easter cuisine.

Peeps are okay, but no more than 4. Eating more than 4 can result in imprisonment in the bathroom for... however long it takes.


Actually, I'm getting sick thinking about this. :-/