Almost there baby!

[Prudence]

Sheep = pecorino romano, ready for the mutant pasta of your choosing.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

*passes mousepod popcorn*

Dude, seriously. *eats popcorn* Like the others have said, it takes a concerted effort to understand what the hell you're trying to say. It makes for amusing reading, but it's impossible to debate. Yelling "This is bad" with long inflammatory words does not an argument make, even after we parse it all out.

Personally, I think this development is awesome. I had thought to emulate your style and post as such, but in rereading (and rereading and rereading) what you posted I find that to be impossible. I also find myself at a loss trying to take what you wrote and turn it into normal paragraphs. Apparently these posts are whole animals that you can't take apart and put back together again.

Unlike sheep.

[tracilicious]

That was a cool article. This could be awesome for people that need transplants.

[Sub la Goon]

Now with 15% more HUMAN!

Human / animal hybrids! Silent Viruses!

Frankly, we have used animals in testing and producing products for human benefit for some time. This is just the next logical step. Of course, some will see this as the slippery slope to the Island of Dr. Moreau. I don't think so.

The Animal Rights activists will be appalled at the blatant exploitation of animals and Religious Righties will, of course, see this as PLAYING GOD. Funny they don't have any problem with anesthesia or vaccinations. Of course, they will always seem to connect this type of scientific exploration with ABORTION.

The fact is, human organs will continue to be highly valuable and not enough donors ride motorcycles. Of course people will try to come up with ways to Grow donatable organs. We can't do it in beakers, so animals are the best choice. Will we end up cloning "Spares" like in The Island? Doubtful.

Too many people think that we can't progress because the lure to mis-use our knowledge is too great. So the answer is: Stay dumb? We already have WAY more information than we need to really screw each other up and that won't change, no matter what.

[Tramspotter]

Originally Posted by Motorboat Cruiser

Perhaps, if you ever took a reasonable conversational tone and laid off the excessive hyperbole and venom for as much as a sentence, your point would become clear and you would be responded to in kind. Just a suggestion.

And Sac, please man, I'm trying to eat here.

What level of Scientology...er socialism do I need to achieve for my "points" become "clear"?

And this might bake your noodle what if my tone is the point?

or better yet i'll just cut to the quick what pray tell IS the right/proper attitude to make a MJF balls deep in a sheep/vibrator joke with impunity? For that is far more valuable feedback.

[Tramspotter]

Originally Posted by Morrigoon

You use words which exceed the scope of your abilities to write, and for what... because you think 3+ syllables legitemizes your argument?

(Actually I really enjoy reading your posts, despite the fact that they are dripping with ire, because the effort required in figuring out where punctuation ought to have been to make your statements comprehensible makes my otherwise mind-numbingly boring day more interesting. And because you're just that damn funny.)

Cindy, I really am sorry, the line for backhanded complements is over there. Can't let you cut love, sorry. Wish I could.

[Tramspotter]

Originally Posted by Sub la Goon

Now with 15% more HUMAN!

Human / animal hybrids! Silent Viruses!

Frankly, we have used animals in testing and producing products for human benefit for some time. This is just the next logical step. Of course, some will see this as the slippery slope to the Island of Dr. Moreau. I don't think so.

The Animal Rights activists will be appalled at the blatant exploitation of animals and Religious Righties will, of course, see this as PLAYING GOD. Funny they don't have any problem with anesthesia or vaccinations. Of course, they will always seem to connect this type of scientific exploration with ABORTION.

The fact is, human organs will continue to be highly valuable and not enough donors ride motorcycles. Of course people will try to come up with ways to Grow donatable organs. We can't do it in beakers, so animals are the best choice. Will we end up cloning "Spares" like in The Island? Doubtful.

Too many people think that we can't progress because the lure to mis-use our knowledge is too great. So the answer is: Stay dumb? We already have WAY more information than we need to really screw each other up and that won't change, no matter what.

Well if you put it that way! Noooooooo!! We mustn't stay dumb. Onward onward I say and kill any who would hold the white-coats back!!!

Besides the third world supply of organs is getting dangerously low. Science unlike like the evil capitalist invisible hand is self correcting, altruistic and our one true hope, more regulations and controls for everything else but please, for the love of the flying spaghetti monster, let raw science run free. Let it run free and as fast as a three legged chicken.

[€uroMeinke]

If I read your tea leaves correctly you seem to imply that science needs some limits - yet you otherwise seem to be rather libertarian in other thought. Is that correct? If so, how do you reconcile the two?

It seems to me that science and progress move forward despite our efforts to contain it - all hail the neuton bomb etc.

[Tramspotter]

Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

Sheep use vibrators?

Sheep are actually several million years old. In fact, science tells us female dinosaurs used them as tampons.

[Strangler Lewis]

Originally Posted by Tramspotter

Sheep are actually several million years old. In fact, science tells us female dinosaurs used them as tampons.

Now, dat's funny!