So now I don't get a vote?

[Morrigoon]

Originally Posted by Alex Stroup

Tramspotter: As long as it happens democratically, this is very much the federalism reserved to states by the constitution. There is no end run. The constitution specifically allows individual states to determine on their own how to assign electors. If they wanted, they could theoretically give that power solely to the governor. They could engage in a roshambo contest among the major candidates. They could put every candidates picture on a mat and give the electors to the candidate first shat upon by a chicken.

Only on LoT could a conversation about the electoral college contain a reference to chicken poop... and make perfect sense.