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Sputnik Sweetheart
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Ah, hernias.
My dad's had a double hernia repair.
My brother, as a toddler, had a double hernia repair. And I, when I was 11, had a double hernia repair. Thanks for the weak groin muscles, Dad! I was mortified because I was an underdeveloped pre-teen and my parents wisely chose a cadre of male doctors to look after me. Never mind that I cried in shame the first time I had to drop my pants in front of them. And when I awoke from the surgery, there were two bandages cut to look like hearts glued to my groin area. This only confirmed my worst fears about the doctors noticing that I was a girl. Yeah, I know. They're doctors. Of COURSE they noticed. But did they have to notice notice? Good luck! |
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Chowder Head
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It would be interesting to see those scars. Would it be rude of me to ask you to pull down your pants the next time I see you?
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