Monovision

[Alex]

You all are old.

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by Alex Stroup

You all are old.

Bite me

[Alex]

Old flesh is too gamy.

[DreadPirateRoberts]

Originally Posted by Alex Stroup

You all are old.

I'll file this one away for future use.

[Alex]

Originally Posted by DreadPirateRoberts

I'll file this one away for future use.

Presumably, by the time I'm old (though I still expect to die before that happens) all the current oldies will be dead or too forgetful to be amused by anything other than the occasional pleasant warmth in their crotch that seems to annoy the nurses. (I tease out of affection; and because their old bones can't catch me.)

Plus, I loved wearing glasses (99% of the time) and won't really be upset when I have to go back to wearing them.

[DreadPirateRoberts]

Originally Posted by Alex Stroup

Presumably, by the time I'm old (though I still expect to die before that happens) all the current oldies will be dead or too forgetful to be amused by anything other than the occasional pleasant warmth in their crotch that seems to annoy the nurses. (I tease out of affection; and because their old bones can't catch me.)

I'm training the new DreadPirateRoberts as we speak.