€uromeinke, FEJ. and Ghoulish Delight RULE!!! NA abides.
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€uromeinke, FEJ. and Ghoulish Delight RULE!!! NA abides. |
05-02-2007, 11:21 AM
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It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Introspection Intersection
Posts: 1,207
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BAR TOP TIGGER!!
(Back in my cocktail slamming bar days of yore, I'm pretty sure that I outdrank Tigger himself by consuming my body weight in Belvedere vodka shots. And by Tigger I mean my skeezy filthbag of an ex.)  Anyhoodle, HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRLY!!  Welcome to the wonderful thirties! Just you wait 'till you hit the big 34. You'll find those wistful, rosy glasses moments you once cherished now replaced by soul crushing bitterness & unbridled fury to the point of where you actually wish that you had intense laser beams for eyes so that you could melt the faces off of all those doinks that cut in front of the line at Starbucks. Or maybe that's just me. Okay, all my kidding aside, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! May it be as lovely as you!  I hope it's filled with lots of love, joy, family, friends, Sephora, Bare Minerals, shiny-ness, kitties, Full House, and lastly, the delicious dinner combo of black coffee and cheetos.XOXO, ~Allybell |
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